Check this crap my fundie relative sent me!

[KitchenWitch]

http://www.biblebelievers.com/TwastheNite.html
















:nuke: :grr: :nuke:

[undeterred]

1. ...

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[NMMNG]

2. Major puke fest

Sure the Bible was true after all, but 1984 is proving even truer. :rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Send them back this.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Robeson]

4. Then you should return a message in kind....

...and send your relative a Christmas Message from Betty Bowers... http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_christmas2005.html

[KitchenWitch]

5. I love it!

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. LOL!

Man, why didn't I find out about this two months ago?

:rofl:

http://www.cafepress.com/bettybowers.33146563

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Omigod....and people believe this crap!

I always think of God as LOVE........

And nothing less, or more, either....JUST love......

How dare these people try to scare us into their religion?

There is NO room for such tactics when all you need is love.....

:grr:

[Robeson]

10. "How dare these people try to scare us into their religion?".....

No biggie, Cal Peg. Growing up in the South, I heard it all my life. Going to church as a kid, we heard wonderful things like, "accept our loving Jesus, or else you will be cast into a burning hell by him, for all eternity!!!"

Yeah, I know, there's not much "loving" about that kind of deity....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear Robeson......

You are so right....not much loving in that kind of deity....

The things, the horrible things, that we do in the name of Jesus....

:puke: :silly:

[Jamastiene]

18. You can say that again. I second your "testimony" to the kind

of religious right wing zealotry we are subjected to down here.

[Dave Reynolds]

7. Awww...that's sweet.

Okay, not really.

[Wapsie B]

9. It's another way of perpetuating the fear.

Make the masses fearful and keep them in line.

[Heidi]

11. Social control.

I think you've nailed it, bushwentawol. :thumbsup:

[Wapsie B]

13. Yes Heidi.

You can't have the masses asking questions. Questions can be very dangerous to a belief system that depends on blind obedience.

[Heidi]

14. Isn't it interesting how that perversion of Christ's teachings

has made its way into US domestic and foreign policies? :cry:

[Wapsie B]

15. Yes it's very interesting.

The God of love is now the God of War. To hell with the Beatitudes.

[Heidi]

16. Sometimes I wonder whether we'll ever learn.

:cry:

[JohnnyCougar]

17. Funny that Jesus didn't write that ever, and never would

These fundies are so busy writing things that they think Jesus would have said that they refuse to look at what Jesus actually said. The person that wrote this obviously doesn't have a clue.

[RevCheesehead]

19. Yeah, I got that, too.

From a high school friend who's turned into a real RW fundie nutjob. He's one of those spammers who adds everyone he knows to a massive e-mail list. I managed to escape it for a couple of months, then he got my address again from someone else.

And ya know what? He never was cool.

[XemaSab]

20. Have you heard "twas the night before christmas"

set to the tune of "smells like teen spirit?"

I shit you not, the words fit PERFECTLY to the tune! I was laughing my ass off!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

21. No

I will have to try that!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

22. you're up late

what are you up to at this hour?

[KitchenWitch]

23. I am a night owl

Plus my arthritis is making things interesting.

[XemaSab]

24. Oh dear

Sorry to hear that. :(

I am just keeping odd hours lately.... pretty soon I will be on a normal schedule if I stay up later and later every night.

[undeterred]

25. Actually it kind of reminds me of dealing with bureaucracy

" He spoke not a word as He searched for my name;
When He said, "It's not here" my head hung in shame."

I must not have sent in my registration fee in time. :scared:

[Misunderestimator]

26. Last call? LOL

"There's only one life and when comes the last call
We'll find that the Bible was true after all."

I think the author had one too many. :rofl:

[Love Bug]

27. So your relative thinks if you read that you'll abandon your

"witchy ways" and run to Jeebus? HAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!! That's a good one!

[DainBramaged]

28. Send them this back, their heads will explode

http://www.satanscheerleaders.com/start_frames.htm

[LaraMN]

29. This is one of those rare instances where I condone

the burning-bag-of-shit-on-doorstep prank.:thumbsup:

[KitchenWitch]

31. You just made me laugh out loud!

:thumbsup:

I think a better idea would be to sign their email address up for a bunch of spam!

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

32. Yeah- if you can't run fast, your idea's definitely better.

:bounce:

[DanCa]

30. I gotta fued like that going on right now with my sister.

It was pretty funny i kept sending her hymns of peace songs, like down by the riverside, and this little light of mine, and peace on earth. She eventually told me to stop emailling her. LOL