I met this girl. But I think she only likes bad guys though.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

1. start a flame war

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. Well?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

5. dont you need a subject on something?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. LOL.

:rofl: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

2. Okay, it's me. And I do. But you're not bad enough.

Pantywaist.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. I don't care.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

20. hey baby, lets go rob a bank and head to europe together

}(

[Dangerously Amused]

25. That's what I'm talkin' about.

But let's see how bad you really are. 'Cuz Crazy Guggenheim just said I'm "not worth it." You gonna let him get away with that?



:popcorn:

[LSK]

27. we can throw him out of the plane somewhere over the Atlantic

I hear Istanbul is nice this time of year.

[Dangerously Amused]

34. Dude, I don't know if that's gonna work though.

I already tried to kill him off in twice this week with an Uzi at point blank range.

Watch. He'll come back again:

Crazy Guggenheim

[LSK]

35. dont worry, I got sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their heads

[Dangerously Amused]

36. But

...wouldn't you rather have the personal satisfaction of kicking his ass? I really think he's due for a good ass kickin'...


:popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

37. he has to learn how to start a flame war 1st

:popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

42. LOL!

:rofl:


Good one.

:thumbsup:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. She's only pissed off 'cuz I turned her down. HARD!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

40. maybe I should dump her too and we can go out for some snacks

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

41. Good idea!

:popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

43. Or maybe you could write each other songs.

Wouldn't THAT be special?

[Dangerously Amused]

44. How did you get Rove to write your posts?

[LSK]

45. i see, your trying to get him into a flame war so i can beat him up

Interesting.

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

46. OH! That's what this is!!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

48. Yeah well, you know...

...just trying to get SOME semblance of a respectable flame war started here. Seems like he needs a little "help" in that department, if you know what I mean.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

49. I won't let him get away with it.

I will defend your honor without having to climb the water tower. ;)

[Dangerously Amused]

50. My hero!

:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. But I bruise easily.

So I can only defend you verbally. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

55. I'll be gentle.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

56. No, you can be rough.

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

57. Bad boy!

I like. :evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

58. Do you have a whip or should I bring mine?

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

59. I have one.

But bring yours anyway. Ya never know...


:thumbsup:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

60. I'd better clean it first.

;)

[Dangerously Amused]

61. Eeewww.

Just get a new one. We can break it in.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

62. I went too far again, didn't I?

Damn! :banghead:

Yes, we'll use yours.

[Dangerously Amused]

67. Again?

No. Silly! It's all good.

:hug:

[swag]

4. Get in there and show her what a bad guy you are.

Then maybe share some popcorn.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. They just all seem to like bad guys. If that's what she really wants

she's mot worth it.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Oh, you are wrong. I am sooooooo worth it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. Write me a song and I'll think about it. Or say something interesting.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Write me a song?

Now is that something a bad boy would say?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Forget it then.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[hfojvt]

13. then forget him. He ain't bad. He ain't nothin'

Because I'm bad! I'm bad! shado-be

Hey, that was a pretty bad joke, wasn't it?
And once I went bowling on my birthday, and got a 70.
That's pretty tanj bad.
Not only that, I think the FBI has me tagged as a "person of interest" because I have been to an anti-war march and I write LTTE's calling Republicans liars. And, get this, I am a registered Democrat and a precinct leader. That's trouble with a capital T.

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Hmm. Actually,

...with those creds, I'd peg you as one of the "good boy hero" types.


:applause:

[hfojvt]

38. I guess I am doomed then

to be the Last American Virgin.
Back in the 80s, the ad said "see it, or be it" and I never saw it. :banghead:

[Dangerously Amused]

51. Baby, if you wanna be a "bad boy"

...we're gonna have to work out that whole "virginity" thing.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. Go for hfojvt.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[FuzzySlippers]

11. It's true women don't like nice guys. This is the kind of guy we go for.

Ewwwww.....that was in really bad taste.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Or maybe him ........

Because he seems like sensitive guy.

[FuzzySlippers]

19. A woman would do practically anything for a guy with such soulful eyes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Yeah but I heard he wrote music for The Beach Boys. They didn't

record it so they ........... Uuh. Got in touch with their anger.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[khashka]

54. Yes, my dear, that was really in bad taste

Have you no shame?

How can CG compete with Ted Bundy?


Khash.

[Patiod]

63. Is that a college picture of W?

The resemblance is startling.

/seriously - lived through the Bundy era - still gives me nightmares

[Lilith Velkor]

14. Is she that hot senator from Naboo?

Be careful, man.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Who from Naboo?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Lilith Velkor]

65. you know...

[KitchenWitch]

22. LOL

You are asking for it!

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

23. Well in the other thread LSK said I couldn't start one ............

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

24. still waiting...

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. Are you trying to impress what's her name?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

29. you taking notes?

:P

[Crazy Guggenheim]

31. No. Just reading the posts.

BTW, don't you try to kick my ass.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LSK]

32. i wouldnt dream of it

PS I wouldnt be drinking that cup of coffee if I were you. :evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. I'm not. Smoking a nice cigar though.

[Wetzelbill]

30. And, you're supposed to be good?

:evilgrin:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

47. Yeah well .......

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Blue_Tires]

52. i never pass up a chance to post this:

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/ng.shtml

[Debbi801]

64. ROFL. I feel like I am in the twilight zone.

:hi:

[Greyhound]

66. What her name? I probably dated her. n/t

[LSK]

68. this is still around? ROFL

:rofl:

[LaurenG]

69. Anyone I know? lol nt

[TK421]

70. Try hooking her up with Floogeldy, then

Your too nice