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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:29 PM
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This is the Oddest E-Mail Forward I've Seen In a Long Time...
Warning: Extreme God-ness.....

:crazy::crazy:
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Read only if you have time for God
>
Let me tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I almost
> deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to the end.
>
>God, when I received this
> e-mail, I thought...
>
>I don't have time for this... And ... this is really inappropriate
during
> work.
>Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is exactly what has caused
>lot
> of the problems in our world today
>
> We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning...
>
> Maybe, Sunday night..
>
> And, the unlikely event of a midweek service.
>
> We do like to have Him around during sickness.

>
> And, of course, at funerals.
>
> However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play.
>
>
> Because that's the part of our lives we think we can, and should, handle
> on our own.
>
> May God forgive me for ever thinking...
>
> That there is a time or place where...

>
> HE is not to be FIRST in my life.
>
We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.
>
> If you aren't ashamed to do this...
>
> Please follow the directions.
>
>
> Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before
my
> Father."
>
> Not ashamed?
>
>
>
> Pass this on ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!
>
>
> Yes, I do Love God.
>
>
> HE is my source of existence and Savior.
>

> He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be
> nothing. But, with Christ, He strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)
>

> This is the simplest test.
>
>
>
> If You Love God ... and, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things He
> has done for you..
>
> Send this to ten people !
>
> I don't think I know 10 people who would admit they love Jesus. Do You
> love Him?
>
> THE POEM

> I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hrry
>and
> get to work for bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried
> prayer,
>
> And jumped up off my knees.
>
> My Christian duty was now done.

> My soul could rest at ease.
>
> All day long I had no time
>
> To spread a word of cheer. No time to speak of Christ to friends,

> They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
>
> No time, no time, too much to do,
>
> That was my constant cry.
>
> No time to give to souls in need ...
>
> But, at last, the time, the time to die.
>
> I went before the Lord. I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his
> hands God held a book; It was the book of life.

> God looked into his book and said
>
> "Your name I cannot find
>
> I once was going to write it down ...
>
> But never found the time."
>
> Now do you have the time to pass it on?
>
> Make sure that you scroll through to the end.
>
> Easy vs. Hard
>
> Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie?
>
> Why are we so sleepy in church but right when the sermon is over we
> suddenly wake up?

> Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about nasty
> stuff?
>
> Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine, but yet so easy to
> look at a nasty one?
>
> Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward all of
the
> nasty ones?
>
> Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs
are
> getting larger?
>
> Do you give up? Think about it. Are you going to forward this or delete
> it?

> Just remember - God is watching you. Prayer Wheel-Let's see the devil
>stop
> this one!

> Here's what the wheel is all about. When you receive this, say a prayer
> for the person that sent it to you...
>
> That's all you have to do...

> There is nothing attached...

> This is so powerful...
>
> Do not stop the wheel, please...
>
> Of all the free gifts we may receive, prayer is the very best one...
>
> There are no costs, but wonderful rewards ...
> GOD BLESS!
>
> May God keep you and bless you. If this doesn't give you chills,
nothing
> will ... This message is very true. Hope you are all as blessed as I
was
> from this story. I wonder how many people will delete this without
>reading
> it because of the title on it?
>
> Notes: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then
> wonder why the world's going to hell.
>
> Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow
> Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).

> Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and
they
> spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the
> Lord, people think twice about sharing?

> Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not
send
> it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they
>believe,
> or what they will think of you for sending it to them.
>
> Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think
of
> me than what God thinks of me.
>
> I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they
> will be blessed by God in a way special for them.

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Yes, everyone, God will shoot you if you don't pass it on. :eyes:

Wow. Just, wow. This is crazy. Wow.

"Isn't it funny how someone can say 'I believe in God' but still follow Satan?"

Follow Satan? You mean, like, be led by him into awful temptation??

Whoever created this: If you're so concerned about the world, get off your ass and do something about it, not complain about the decline of morality in our world.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:31 PM
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1. People send me that shit all the time.
It goes directly to the recycle bin.
Fuckin' e-mail chain letters. :grr:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:32 PM
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2. I know...They really piss ME off, too.
Weird thing is, the person who sent this to me is quite liberal. I think (HOPE) she just sent it to me knowing I'd laugh at its ridiculousness....

:scared:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-22-05 09:32 PM
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3. Praise be...
The funk's on me
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