OK everybody, gather 'round for the Airing of Greivances...

[SmileyBoy]

I'll start with the mods: All of you have made me VERY disappointed!! We want our sex threads back!! (j/k)

OK, you go next...

[SmileyBoy]

1. I said NOW!! Let's GO!!!

[Book Lover]

2. I'm new to this

Can I complain about my general health? Because if so, I got a lot to say about my bunions and these shoes...

[rockymountaindem]

3. Why is that buffalo of yours always in such a bad mood?

What's his frikkin' problem? Does he think he's better than me???

[SmileyBoy]

7. He's pissed at that Sioux-looking guy to the north...

...who's always Talking shit about him. He's about to gore it to death.

[Beausoir]

13. Hey! My greivance concerns bison...

How come they are always so easy to beat in football and hockey?

[SmileyBoy]

14. Don't know what you're talking about regarding football...

I'd call a top-25 I-AA team pretty damn good...

And as for hockey, we own the series over the Siouxzies 2-0. (Check back the scores from two games in the 30's)

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. To you new punks

All the good DUers left and it's all your fault!

[Initech]

5. I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!

And now, you're going to hear about them!































I've lost my train of thought!

[SpiralHawk]

6. What a bunch of boring grievances.

I've never heard such lame grievances.

This Festivus Sucks !

totally.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Not enough cat threads!

[loudestchick]

9. Perhaps we should move on to the feats of strength? Fine.

All of you people are just pathetic, not a decent greivance among you!

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

10. Why do the stupid repukes

have to commit so many mistakes, fuck ups, evil deeds. It's takes up to much of my time reading about it all on here on DU, I want to be informed but with the shit they pull everyday I'm on here way to much reading about it, damn those assholes for taking up my time!
:rant:

:argh:

[sasquatch]

11. Why is it that no one's pointed out the irony in-

the Vikings getting in trouble for what they did on a boat yet what the original Vikings did in a boat is what made them infamous? Am I the only person that sees this?
:shrug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. You have disappointed me in the following ways this year -

10 - Not enough flame wars to wade in and lock with my fire extinguisher graphic
9 - Not enough picture threads (there should be at least ten going every hour so we don't forget what you look like)
8 - Not enough offers of hard currency to keep threads open
7 - Too many Monkees lyrics threads
7 (alternate) - not enough times has Imagine by John Lennon been posted.
6 - Lounge annual holiday religion wars have not gone nuclear
5 - Cat threads on decline (feral/weird mutant hybrid/dangerous cat threads = three normal cat threads)
4 - You have failed to entertain me with torturously long naval gazing threads about how DU is so mean to you that now you have to leave.
3 - Matcom news featured fewer man-caught-having-sex with (insert strange foreign object here) stories
2 - Baby Panda, still alive
1 - Only four votes in my King Kong poll today, and one of them was mine. Lamers!



;)

[LSK]

15. yup, we demand sex threads!!