Happy Festivus: Today we will have the "FEATS OF STRENGTH"

[LynneSin]

Please announce your feats of strength for 2005 or I will challenge you to one!!

[Loonman]

1. Today is Festivus Eve

12/23 is Festivus.

[ET Awful]

2. Does that mean you want someone to pin you?

:evilgrin:

(I jest!!!!)

[LynneSin]

3. Well I could do it if I had to

:shrug:

[ET Awful]

4. As my feat of strength, I shall lift myself over my own head.

No, seriously, you have to see it to believe it.

:P

[LynneSin]

5. Abbott's feats of strength - he wants a go at Quinn

he says he can take him!

[ET Awful]

6. Quinn's response?

Mellow out, grab a pawfull of that catnip from the barrel in the corner and purr man, purr.

[LynneSin]

7. Abbott's response

*meow meow mew purr meow mew meow meow*

In English that means you commie red pacifist, you're weakening american values with your anti-establishment pro-drug attitude. Get yer flea-ridden furball ass in the ring and present your feats of strength"

Ironically Abbott is kinda like the Rush Limbaugh of felines, he says one thing but has a major substance abuse problem himself!

[ET Awful]

11. Quinn's counter-response . . .

Snore. . . . purrrrrrrrrrr.

[LynneSin]

13. Abbott's counter counter-response...

Why does Quinn hate America?

[ET Awful]

16. Because America won't pay for the technology to give me

opposable thumbs.

Why Else?

[DanCa]

8. Airring of grievances

I am thourghly disgusted by the Bush administration.

[LynneSin]

10. Sorry, the airing of grievances was yesterday

You lose!

[DanCa]

12. I was busy getting my festivus pole :( aw well.

[DanCa]

9. Feats of Strength - okay ill wrestle away the tv remote from my old man.

[kick-ass-bob]

14. I can do that third one.

Full disclosure: I've never broken 10, but I bet I could.

[trogdor]

15. I'll just cowbell you into submission.