DAMMIT! I Need A Woman!!

[matcom]

x(

no, not for THAT :spank:

i suck Suck SUCK at wrapping xmas gifts! :rofl: crumpled paper EVERYWHERE! i got more tape holding this stupid paper on than there is PAPER!

oh wait. i HAVE a woman! :think:

too damned bad these gifts are for HER so SHE can't help me! :cry:

[Rising Phoenix]

1. I think its adorable when a man tries to wrap gifts...

its the thought and effort that count...she'll love it...

[Lavender Brown]

2. Just buy gift bags

[redqueen]

3. Perfect solution!

Plus, the recipient can re-use them. :D

[Shell Beau]

4. Those are perfect for him! The Thomas Kinkade edition!

:rofl:

[Lavender Brown]

6. Kincade is the gift that keeps on giving!

:yoiks:

[kwassa]

9. No, he needs the Mark Rothko gift bags ....

[In_The_Wind]

7. I agree! matcom needs a woman ...

or gift bags

[edbermac]

5. How about her? She's very good with her hands.

Merry Christmas!

[CarpeDiebold]

8. sssshhhh

the man's married. what's wrong with you.

now, if you don't mind, the gift is mine.

[Patiod]

10. You obviously never worked at a Dept. Store at Xmas

I had to show some of the guys I worked with how to wrap, since during our "downtime" we were supposed to pre-wrap some of the "impulse" gifts. Once they were shown how to do it, they were great at it -- face it, guys have all the space perception and building-type skills they need, but most were never sat down and shown how to do it properly.

You need Wrapping 101, Matcom

[GalleryGod]

11. Sorry! I wrapped 44 "Getaway Gifts" for my students. All perfect.

It's all geometry, my dear Matcom:wtf:

[zanne]

12. I'm a woman, but I wouldn't do you any good.

I suck at wrapping, too. Just don't have the patience for it. As you're wrapping gifts for your wife, don't worry too much about your technique. She'll love that you wrapped them yourself, no matter what they look like.

[yvr girl]

13. Well if you had bought them in April

I would have been more than happy to wrap them for you, as long as you had good paper and ribbon - I don't like crap.

Think ahead next time!

[UTUSN]

14. WHAT!, Man, CatWoman Is Not Enough???!!! Arragghrrorwr! n/t