Why do you hate America? (#2) (humor)

[Deep13]

Once again the talking head-cases on Fux are railing against Democrats and liberals for hating America. Aparently, telling the truth about bad things we are doing is worse than actually doing them. Also, taking grim satisfaction that ones evil adversary is failing is the same as being happy that America is failing or that troops are being killed. Also, it seems we hate Christmas too.

Go figure. I asked this once before in an earlier poll, but with different answers. So, once again,

why do you hate America?

[Deep13]

1. hello.....

:kick:

[Deep13]

2. Don't like how making French fri-i-ied pertaters gets my slingblade dirty.

[Deep13]

3. Societal intolerace towards those of us who celebrate Festivus.

[Initech]

6. Ah, a fellow Festivus celebrator! Have a Human Fund card!

[Deep13]

9. Thanks, George.

I want to begin my airing of the greivences by saying that over the past year you have disappointed me in the following ways....
:evilgrin:

[Initech]

12. Hey, I've got a metal pole sitting on my desk at work!

Unfortunately, a lot of my fellow co-workers dont seem to get the reference! :evilgrin:

[Deep13]

16. I know of only two kinds of offices that use metal poles.

Strip joints and fire houses. Which one are you. :rofl:

[Initech]

17. Neither.

I actually unscrewed a leg from a broken table and that's functioning as the pole.

[JVS]

18. FESTIVUS SUX!

[Deep13]

19. Well, one more item for the grievance book.

Now, for the feats of strength.

[JVS]

20. HOW ABOUT ME KICKING YOUR FESTIVUS-CELEBRATING ASS...

AS A FEAT OF STRENGTH?

[Deep13]

24. SERENITY NOW!

:mad:

How 'bout I shove this Festivus pole ....

[gizmonic]

21. I Got Issues With You People!!!!

;-)

Happy Festivus!

[Deep13]

22. Care to join me at the Human Fund reception?

:bounce: :loveya:

[gizmonic]

25. Absolutely, dahhling! Shall we meet in Vegas?

You'll recognize me -- I'll be the one wearing the mistletoe belt buckle!

:evilgrin: :loveya: :yourock:

[Deep13]

26. Sure, ask for Art Vandolay.

I'll be the one pretending to be an architect.

[Beer Snob-50]

4. I cannot persuade enough slut-ho-women

to get late term abortions because they are so much fun,.

[Deep13]

5. Ain't that the truth!

:grr:

[Beer Snob-50]

8. also i love to clearcut many acres of national parkland

and put up a parking lot. but those damn enviromentalist.

[Deep13]

10. Me too. I just love working outdoors.

[Initech]

7. Because I think Bill O'Reilly gets the biggest douche of the year award!

Hell, he gets it whole-heartedly this year!

[Deep13]

11. He's just sticking up for the baby Jesus.

x(

[Initech]

13. You mean in his phony war on X-mas?

[Deep13]

14. Let's just make shit up and call it news.

Guess our side is out to destroy Xmas which is odd since none of us seem to know anything about it.

Stephanie Miller: "Bill, what is your personal philosophy?"

O'Reilly: "Yes to public sex acts. No to the baby Jesus."

Miller: "And what was the name of your book?"

O'Reilly: "How To Rent a Negro."

Thank you for playing out-of-context theater.

[Initech]

15. This year's biggest douche in the universe contest was a total no-brainer.

O'Reilly wins it hands down, no-contest, go directly to jail, do not pass go. Although he did face some good competition from Limbaugh, Tom Cruise, Dr. Phil, and so on.

[Strong Atheist]

23. Because I am

a godless STRONG ATHEIST!:evilgrin:

[xchrom]

27. this is some funny shit.

[Deep13]

28. Funny how?

Like it's a clown? Like it's here to amuse you?


:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

29. Because Fredo is weak and stupid.

[no name no slogan]

30. Other

唐纳德 Rumsfeld 在给总统他的日常的简要介绍。
他通过说结束：“昨天， 3 个巴西战士被杀死。”
“俄亥俄州没有！“总统呼喊。“那是可怕的！"
他的工作人员坐使晕倒在情感的这次展示，紧张地观看如总统坐，在手中的头。
最后，总统好转和问，一 brazillion 是“多少？"

[Deep13]

31. Damn! You can say that again!

Bush is such an asshole.