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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:35 AM
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I think I figured out why Joel Osteen preaches
He does it for the ladies
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:34 PM
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1. he does it for the hoes...


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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:46 PM
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2. I don't know if he realizes it or not but a lot of his sermons are
metaphysical. I found it interesting. His wife is beautiful too. (just trying out mynew smiley. lol)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:49 PM
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3. Best smilie ever!
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 09:27 PM
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7. Why am I suddenly thinking of "Legally Blonde"?
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 07:51 PM
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4. Man, The Rev.'s wife just gave me a "tent" revival....
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misanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:32 PM
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5. ...So he doesn't have to get a real job?...
...Or pay full income taxes?
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 08:37 PM
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6. That's got to be a wig.
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