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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:05 AM
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APOCALYPSE COW!!!!!
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:22 AM
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1. I worry...
...that my calf might not understand what I've tried to be. And if I were to be slaughtered, Willard, I would want someone to go to my barn and tell my calf everything. Everything I did, everything you saw, because there's nothing that I detest more than the stench of lies. And if you understand me Willard, you will do this for me
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:31 AM
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2. I love the smell of methane in the morning.
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:41 AM
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3. Utter destruction.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:06 AM
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6. Moooove along, nothing to see here.
I believe we've thoroughly milked all the cow puns, so you should just hoof it.
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 02:10 AM
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7. utter failure
:yoiks:

gnight
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:50 AM
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4. Survealism at its finest
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 01:59 AM
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5. 'If I say it's safe to graze this beach, Captain
then it's safe to graze this beach!"

__________

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'moo' on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

__________

"We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army."
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