Robotic Bartender - Joke

[tyedyeto]

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar
has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared
cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to
make conversation about global warming factors,
quantum physics and spirituallity, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory,
nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This
is really cool." He decides to test the robot.
He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
serves him the perfectlty prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this
time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels,
favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and
decides to give the robot one more test. He heads
out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly,
"So.............. ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

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Hadn't seen this one before and thought it would be good for a morning chuckle.

[UrbScotty]

1. Alternate punchline:

"What can I get ya, Mr. President?"

[bigwillq]

2. That's cute!

:bounce: