What are you getting for those impossible to please

[spindrifter]

people on your holiday gift list? I'm totally stumped and in a foul mood, as well.

[auntAgonist]

1. I'm going to watch this thread!!

I need all the help I can get!

[spindrifter]

2. Well, we'll know if the thread sinks that

the finicky people are not getting anything!

[auntAgonist]

3. well they are NO help at all are they?

[spindrifter]

4. Ok--I'll try to lure them with a more positive approach!

[auntAgonist]

5. well geez THAT worked!!

:sarcasm: :rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Well, for my mom, the hag, we got her a sweater I found on sale for $5...

...and new house shoes because she's always cold.
Duckie

[xmas74]

7. Make them a gift certificate, offering your time for

whatever service they might need. Does one of them have kids? Offer a night of babysitting.
Big house to clean? Offer an afternoon of housekeeping. Yard to mow? Offer a day of yard work.

They'll bitch either way but they are more likely to see the practicality of offering a service than a present they will never use.

[Wcross]

8. Nothing at all.

Why would you embark on a mission of certain failure? If they are impossible to please then why not try pissing them off? That ought to be easy enough.
I suggest you just don't include them on your gift list. At least they would remember what you gave them for christmas of '05!

[LaraMN]

9. A picture of my ass in a gold frame.

Well, I've been tempted to, anyway. There are a few people on my list that are always ridiculously impossible. I usually give them something baked and something involving pictures.:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Movie Theater gift certificates

They can pick whatever movies they want to see.

[scarlet_owl]

11. I'm getting everyone booze this year.

My husband manages a liquor store, so it's one stop shopping for me!

[qnr]

12. I was just thinking about getting some, after reading the absinthe thread.

We both like it, so I should give it a try.

[SoCalDem]

13. money

[spindrifter]

14. D*mn! That rodent is amazing!