Okay, I'm getting ready to go out to the first holiday party....

[WCGreen]

And lo and behold, this gigantic zit erupts out of my right check... Not that one, the one on my face... We are talking huge... I'm serious about this...

So I am 48 years old and I still get fuckin' zits...

My face looks like an aerial map of the swiss alps...

If you look hard enough, you can see Heidi and Call Me Wesley wavin'...

I look like rudolph... Only put together wrong...

Anyway, I feel better in case anyone wants to know...

Good enough to head out to a holiday party...

Good news, I found some clearasil... It's pretty old but I don't think it expires... Or does it... Will I develop some strange skin condition because I used out of date clearasil... Ironic, don't cha think...

So happy holidays, blah blah blah....

[RevCheesehead]

1. Put some Windex on it...

it'll clear it right up.

Where ya been, Chris? :hi:

[WCGreen]

3. Sleepin' off a mess of congestion....

Tryin' to get ready for the holidays and bone up on the new tax changes...

[hippywife]

10. LOL!

Loved that movie! :hi: Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

12. I thought it was one of the funniest lines in the movie.

Hmm... maybe I'll watch that one tonight. :)

[CatBoreal]

2. Pop that sucker and...

put some rubbing alcohol on it.

[WCGreen]

5. I tried that... The damn thing is deep...

But I put hot water on it and it opened up enough to put the alcohol on it... Damn, that fuckin' hurts...

[CatBoreal]

7. Drat... I hate those....

Hubby gets them all the time, and I've been getting a whack lately. Stupid pregnancy hormones.

Have fun tonight!

[Dangerously Amused]

22. Oh, stop whining.

Beauty is pain, darling. And we wouldn't want to be ugly at the biggest soiree of the year now, would we?

Just kidding. I mean, think about it. Do you actually remember a particular zit that anyone else had, EVER?! No. And no one will remember yours, either. So it's no big deal.

Just have fun And if you get self conscious, make a joke about it.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Oh, that is too bad......

Listen, at the advanced and ripe old age of 62, I'm still getting them!

Not usually on my face, though...more on my back...PLUS they itch...

Have a ball at the holiday party.......

I know no-one will be seeing the zit, anyhow.....not with that big smile you have!

:hug:

[WCGreen]

6. Thanks peg...

[Missy Vixen]

8. Neutrogena makes some great zit zapper stuff

It's available at the grocery store.

In the meantime, have a great time at the party, and everyone will be so happy to see you that they won't even notice.

Julie

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Word.

Neutrogena Rapid Clear Acne Eliminating Gel

8 Hours formula

"clinically proven to visibly reduce breakouts in 8 hours"

.5 oz. tube.



...Amazing stuff.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Have a wonderful time!

No one will notice.

Because your smile will distract them.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'Hey there, groovy guys. Got a big date but got a zit

in the middle of your forehead? I'm talkin' about the big, juicy kind, the ones that look like a third eye. Well, if they've been callin' you Cyclops, don't get uptight, because now there's new Medicated Hickey-Off Pimple Pads — by Brillo, hey! Yeah, Hickey-Off doesn't just work on the surface, but goes right down and rips 'em out by the roots! And for those moon-size craters you're gonna have in your head, there's new Hickey-Off Plastic Filler, hey! Comes complete with a putty knife and sandpaper and flesh-tone paint for all the rough spots! So get it together with new Hickey-Off Pads and Filler, and now back to Unamerican Bandstand..."

[In_The_Wind]

13. Ewww ...

The date is off!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. ROFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

16. giggle

:spray:

[LaraMN]

17. I'm sorry, I'm just giggling, now!

I always had near-perfect skin until I got pregnant and then the "glow" of being with child afflicted me. I broke out for the first time in my life. I was so mad- it was awful! There's nothing like feeling fat and having zits, however temporary the condition is! :rofl: :pals:

[Wapsie B]

18. Too late to help for tonight

but Witchhazel will clean those pores.

[RevCheesehead]

19. You mean...

KitchenWitchHazel, don't you? :)

[Wapsie B]

20. Yes that works.

:)

naughty girl. just the way I like 'em. ;-)

[Swamp Rat]

21. You can put a band-aid on it or maybe get out the Halloween make up

and do something creative with it like, draw circles around it making it a bullseye, or add a dot and line to make a happy face, etc. :)

[Telly Savalas]

23. God is punishing you for not calling it a "Christmas" party.

[Arugula Latte]

24. Ew. Seeing that Evil Rabbit is punishment enough.

People are starving, wars are waging, and this dumbass is worried that somewhere somebody is saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." I hope he chokes on his figgy pudding.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. Oh, c'mon, some of us are acne-prone

since we're not even out of our teens yet! :D :P :D

Good luck with the zit. Fucking annoying, I know. ::D

[WCGreen]

26. People were pointing... Screaming... hiding their children....

Nah, no one noticed cause I was telling stories... I have a lot of good one's, especially when I talk about my month in intensive care way under the influence of morphine...

The illusions and delusions I had, Oy.....

I figured out what was happening... I wear an air hose that sits on my checks... I think I need to clean it more often as I believe there is stuff on that hose that will clog the old pores....

[In_The_Wind]

27. I'm glad you had a wonderful time.

Welcome Home!

[WCGreen]

29. It was real fun....

No one got realy drunk, no fights, no sulking....

Just a group of friends getting together for the holidays....

[In_The_Wind]

32. I'll look forward to hearing about it.

I know you have a busy day planned for tomorrow ...

so we'll talk early before you head out.



I wish you a peaceful nights rest ...

with fond memories to guide your dreams.




:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. I believe it.....you are a master story-teller!

And yes, morphine makes for fabulous illusions/delusions......

The plastic tubing is a magnet for the normal skin oils and such.....

The occasional wipe will do the trick!

Glad you had such a good time......


:hug:

[WCGreen]

30. Why thank you peggy....

That is nice to hear...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

31. .............

Check your PM if you would......