Creflo Dollar ministries will help you experience sexual ecstasy!

[tanyev]

This is definitely worth three :wtf::wtf::wtf:s


I get a brazillion emails from right wing groups and televangelists. The ones from Creflo Dollar Ministries (that's his name believe it or not) appear to be as legit as any other group that is using the Good News for their own personal enrichment, so I usually give them a quick scan and then delete. I got this email today listing some of their new products and my finger was ready to click delete when this description at the very bottom of the page caught my eye:

JUST FOR MEN

Just for Men is a duo of challenging messages that will jerk the slack out of any man! Dr. Creflo A. Dollar offers solutions to the challenges that men face-from dominating in life and spiritual fulfillment to experiencing sexual ecstasy.

Regular Price $14 Now Only $8 - Item #5814092
www.creflodollarministries.org

Link directly to the product (for your ordering convenience)
https://ww2.micahtek.com/nexolive/nShoppingProd.cfm?zITEM=5814092&sVar=N&&VISIBLE=false&CFID=1519198&CFTOKEN=97929827


Ooooo-kay. Not sure what else to say. Maybe one more :wtf:

[ForrestGump]

1. Brother Gump's Traveling Salvation Show will undercut any competition...

We operate on a 'love offering' basis.


Brothers!
Now, you got yourselves two good hands...

[Maestro]

2. Who needs drugs when you can send him money

to cure your sexual problems. Typical mega-church egomaniac out to make even more money under the guise of religion. These people make me sick. This guy here is simply a charlatan. http://www.jhm.org/

[Metta]

3. The key to sexual ecstacy is paying attention.

That's it in a nutshell. That's the open door for the chemistry. I've seen CD do his thing on one of the black tv channels. He knows his scripture and he seems to walk the walk. Hey, $8 seems like a cheap price to pay for one of the secrets of the universe. :popcorn: