Police whack giant snow penis

[norml]

December 14, 2005

Police whack giant snow penis


By John Doherty
Times Herald-Record
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New Windsor - What, some might ask Jessica Sherer, is with the giant snow penis she built on her boyfriend's lawn this week?

As everyone knows, phallic displays were central to Viking winter solstice celebrations of fertility and rebirth. Yeah. So what.

And readers of this paper surely know that phallic rituals were as much a part of the Hopi Indian winter festivals as the Hawk dance.

But down on Quassaick Avenue, around the corner from the New Windsor Elementary School, the 6-foot tall, anatomically correct, finely detailed penis raised some questions Monday.

Especially for police.


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[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. ...

:rofl:

[matcom]

2. i think i saw this somewhere before

:think:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. Not surprised, matcom.

:eyes:

:P :P

[norml]

6. I should've known you'd have posted it first.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4446342

[peekaloo]

4. Did it make egg nog?

[RJnAbbysNana]

5. Some people just don't appreciate art, do they?

n/t

[norml]

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[Briarius]

7. eh, I've seen bigger

:P

[leftofthedial]

8. bailiff!

whack his pee pee!

[Deja Q]

10. If Jessica needs some, I can point her in the right direction...

And I can ask for pointers on how she made it too...

[Jamastiene]

11. It's an outrage.

That police officer that actually whacked it down should be called "Lorena Bobbitt" from this day on for the rest of his life.

It was a work of art. What's up with the easy offense to the parts of the human body like that? I don't understand what's so wrong with it. If we ever have some decent snow here again, I'm tempted to make a snowvagina. Ha.

[begin_within]

12. What they actually did to it is "whack" it?

[AtomicKitten]

13. if they whack it ...

will it come?