Complete this line: Penn State _______.

[RPM]

(University of Pittsburgh fans/alum not eligible)

[liberaltrucker]

1. Came back pretty well this year

Auburn fan here...War Eagle.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

2. . . . swallows.

You didn't exclude the WVU fans.

:hi:

[RPM]

3. hahah

never hear that one before...

I am assuming that down there Pitt sucks?

[GrpCaptMandrake]

5. Precisely!

It's why the Monongahela River flows north from Morgantown.

[Ptah]

4. Penn State football players do not

have their names on the back of their uniforms.

[realisticphish]

7. only because

they can't spell them :evilgrin:

[sasquatch]

18. I thought it was because they....

didn't want to be exposed as sexual predators.

[Blue-Jay]

6. Penn State...

Is not a a Big Ten Team.

They are the 11th, and should therefore be relegated to jock-cleaning duty.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Reject

[JVS]

9. SUCKS! da da da da da-da PENN STATE SUCKS P-E-N-N-S-T SUCKS!

Fight on for dear old Pittsburgh
And for the glory of the game
Show our worthy foe that the Panther's on the go
Pitt must win today! Rah! Rah! Rah!
Cheer loyal sons of Pittsburgh
Cheer on to victory and fame
For the Blue and Gold shall conquer as of old
So fight, Pitt, fight!

Da da da da da-da Fight, Pitt, fight!
Da da da da da-da Fight, Pitt, fight!
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

And of course,

Hail to Pitt, Hail to Pitt, every loyal son
Hail to Pitt, Hail to Pitt, till the victory's won
The Gold and Blue shall wave forever
On high thro' fair and stormy weather
We'll sing her praises far and wide until the end of time
Hoop hurray, Hoop hurray for dear old uni..
Give her a grand old ALLEGENEE GENAC GENAC GENAC
We'll wave and cheer for many a year
And sing her songs out loud and clear
For our University.

[RPM]

11. DQed

alum...

[JVS]

16. You went to Pitt for lawschool, you're an alum too. PSU had inadequate...

lawschool facilities. But you are of a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people belonging to Pitt, that you may declare the praises of that which called you out of darkness into its wonderful light GENAC GENAC GENAC. Hail to Pitt!

[KitchenWitch]

10. should be in the Rose Bowl for the classic Big10 Pac10 matchup.

I hate that they made the Rose Bowl the national championship game this year.

[ForrestGump]

12. has good ice cream.

:D

[AlabamaYankee]

13. You've got it out of order

The only proper phrase is, "We are....Penn State!"

This has to be stated with the proper amount of smug hauteur so that mere commoners such as Pitt or Lock Haven grads know their proper place.

(With three degrees from Dear Ol' State I can be as snarky as I want)

[kwassa]

14. is in State College, Pennsylvania, home of Joe Paterno

where my father-in-law taught and my wife grew up.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

15. has the classiest coach in college football history.

I love Joe Paterno, even if he is a republican.

[sasquatch]

17. is coached by Joe "Big Features" Paterno.

:hide::evilgrin:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

19. Will bow to the Seminoles at the Orange Bowl!

[Allenberg]

20. is in much better shape than the U of Shittsburgh.