So, what kind of a sense of humor do you have?

[Dave Reynolds]

I, unfortunately, have a very twisted, demented, and sometimes cruel one.

I laugh at things that are inappropriate, and can make a joke out of damn near any situation.

So I offer apologies to any that I have offended in the past, and any who will be offended in the future.

Love,
Dave Reynolds

p.s. Show me some more neon boobies.

[redqueen]

1. I liked your

"at the drop of a ball gag" line.

Not sure if my sense of humor is as twisted as yours, but... it's probably close.

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Close counts,

and I try to be mostly tolerable in public...mostly......:hi:

I have found more disgusting midwesterners than any other region, so it's nice to know we twisteds are more widespread.

[skygazer]

2. Strange, twisted, off the wall, sometimes very dark

The type that no one else ever seems to "get". I get a lot of quizzical looks.

[Dave Reynolds]

5. My problem is delivery,

I sound serious even though I rarely, if ever, am.

Those random thoughts that just pop out sometimes confuse people, don't they?

[skygazer]

8. Yeah, that's me too

No one is ever really sure. But I have to admit, I like it that way. :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

10. Keep 'em guessing,

the confusion can be worth more than the comprehension......

[pink-o]

4. Mine is obscure...

I'll make jokes and references that I'm certain are mainstream, only to have everyone look at me in abject confusion.

Put it this way: I judge my friends' humour on whether they love or hate "Harold and Maude".

[Dave Reynolds]

7. I have not seen it,

so I'm just in humor limbo.....

I know the premise of the movie, just never procured a copy to view.

[redqueen]

13. I love that movie!

I used this as an avatar for a while.

[Dave Reynolds]

18. That is a lovely image,

it reminds me of high-school beer night....sigh...good times, yeah, good times....

[LeftyMom]

6. Mine is immature and perverted.

Bet everybody in the lounge knows that.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. I did not know that,

I thought that you were as pure as the driven snow.

Oh hell, I just peed a little cracking up at that one.....

[LeftyMom]

12. Good to know somebody's noticed the depth of my depravity

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Dark, dry, sarcastic.

You know, the good stuff.

[Dave Reynolds]

15. The best kind,

I like to refer to people with such traits as "fucking smart-asses".

It's a compliment, ya know. :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

25. I wouldn't take it as anything but.

[XemaSab]

14. One word:

:sarcasm:

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Say something sarcastic!

You know, like "Hi Dave, nice to know ya!"

ha ha hahaahahahahahahah

[XemaSab]

19. I usually self-edit my more sarcastic posts

Here's an example of sarcasm from this morning:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4432046

[Dave Reynolds]

21. Very well done.

I salute you!

:applause: :patriot:

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Very dry.

Sarcastic, ironic, occasionally rather dark.

[Dave Reynolds]

20. And do you notice people

sometimes avoiding you?

A few people don't like to talk to me, but maybe that's because I forgot to shower for the last month or so......

[Spider Jerusalem]

22. I notice that people can't tell when I'm joking, sometimes.

I'm not really what you could call extroverted at the best of times, so if people WERE avoiding me I probably wouldn't notice.

[bicentennial_baby]

33. you?! never!

:P

hi friend! haven't seen you in a while! :hi:

[Spider Jerusalem]

34. Hey...

:)

Took a bit of a break. I about to burn out on current events/politics/etc (but I'm feeling better now).

[bicentennial_baby]

35. well i am glad to hear that!

the feeling better part, that is. :)

it's good to see you :pals:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

23. Son! Come to mama!

I'm twisted.

[Dave Reynolds]

24. Yay!

Can I call you mama?

(That was a somewhat twisted thing on my part, sorry)...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

26. Mysterious, wry, free, wondering, gentle.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

27. Mine is sharp, twisted and subtle

I have tried to master the art of subtlety. One of my favorite quotes is, "Subtlety is the art of saying something and getting out of the way before it is understood."

[Guava Jelly]

28. I like shocking people

sort of your david cross bill hicks kind of humor..
Oh and i have a filthy mind

[SoCalDem]

29. I'll second your humor style

I too have offended people with my demented silly humor.. I do not apologize though:)

[Kali]

32. for example both your sig and that delightful item you have

posted are something I will now have to drag everyone in the house to look at.

[Kali]

30. twisted, sarcastic and I admit a bit mean-spirited sometimes.

But huge - I love humor, comedy, jokes, comix, satire etc.

[Dave Reynolds]

31. I sometimes make fun of folks,

I laugh at my own stupidity and faults so much, I forget that not everyone else does.

Satire is my favorite, especially the ones that have me half-believing for a minute...

[zanne]

36. Smartass, but not cruel. nt

[Dave Reynolds]

37. I wish I could lose the cruel part, sometimes.

Although it is getting less prevalent.

Maybe someday I'll grow up, but since I am approaching 42 I am beginning to doubt that.

[Jamastiene]

38. My sense of humor ranges from deranged to

light- hearted to dirty minded to dry to whatever mood I am in at the moment. :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

39. And, what mood strikes you now?

I will tailor accordingly...

[Jamastiene]

41. Dirty minded.

It's another thread, but my dentist said I had strong lips today. I'm still :rofl: at that one. And I don't even think he noticed just how funny that was. I had to work hard not to bust out laughing right there in the chair today.

[sundog]

40. anchovy

[Dave Reynolds]

42. With double cheese, please.

:hi:

[kwassa]

43. I have no sense of humor

Born quite without that capacity.

[Dave Reynolds]

44. I have never really met anyone

who did not have *something* that could make them laugh.

You must be a tough audience.

[KitchenWitch]

45. often a dark sense of humor

but sometimes silly and light hearted.

[Dave Reynolds]

47. I have noticed that.

I mainly just consider mine to be stoopid and goofy sometimes.

[SmileyBoy]

46. Three words:

FILTHY.

TOILET.

HUMOR.

[Dave Reynolds]

48. No fuggin way!

You would never tell anything like a fart joke, would ya?

[SmileyBoy]

49. Nooooo, not at all!!!!

That's TOTALLY beneath me!!! :evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

50. this is NOT funny!

I have NO sense of humour.

[Dave Reynolds]

65. Now THAT'S funny.

You do too.

Admit it.

Come on, admit it.

You can do it!

[hfojvt]

51. my sister said I was a peacemaker

that I would try to make a joke out of situations when her daughters were fighting.

But how do I know what kind of sense of humor I have. It might depend on my mood. Everything's funnier on the weekend.
You should find a link to a quiz that will define and classify senses of humor. There's got to be a few out there.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

52. Mmmmmmmm!

Neon boobies!

[Dave Reynolds]

66. Nothing could be finer

than a good set of front-page neon boobies.

[AVulgarianHue]

53. Satiric

Oftentimes obscure. Other times outright goofy. Depends on interaction.;-)

[Mojambo]

54. Kinda mean.

Let's face it. It's funny when shitty stuff happens to other people.

[Dave Reynolds]

67. I know.

It gives me sad laughter. Unintentional slapstick is my favorite.

[FuzzySlippers]

55. Snarky, smart-ass, but I try not to be mean spirited.

Also sometimes a little twisted, sometimes teasing, sometimes whimsical. And I love finding the absurd in things.

[hickman1937]

56. I love the ludicrous in life.

Absurdity posing as normal. Incongruity with a straight face.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

58. I think I agree.

Let me check.

[NMMNG]

57. Sarcastic, snarky, but often goofy and full of innuendo

[ForrestGump]

59. Observational, maybe, more than anything

I like to watch...

[Kurovski]

60. All kinds. Anything.

I'm a humor whore.

[ScreamingMeemie]

61. Can't pigeonhole it, I can be dry...I can be obvious...depends upon

mood at the time. My favorite thing is when my daughter's friends think I am being serious. :hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

62. Groucho Marx meets Bill Hicks.

It's got me in trouble a few times, but most people seem to like it.

[johnnie]

63. Judging from the response I get on DU when I try to be funny

I am thinking my sense of humor is either really obscure or I am just not humorous one bit.

Typically I guess I have a wide variety of humor. It can range from very dark and almost to the point of macabre all the way to laughing my ass off at the Naked Gun movies. I usually have the people around me laughing and I am able to adjust my wit to the crowd I am in. For some reason I don't do too well in print though.

[Moosepoop]

64. One of my favorite T-shirts

has a hillbilly guy on it saying:

"You are TWISTED, PERVERTED, and SICK!!
I LIKE that in a person!!!"

Kind of sums me right up. :silly:

[Pharlo]

68. A sense of humor is my only defense to a direct link between

my ears and my mouth. I appear to be missing a the 'brain detour' between the two:

Hear something.

Reply.

Hear reply.

Say to self: "Holy Shit! Did I just say that?"

I have found that by employing a sarcastic sense of humor (raising sarcasm to an art, in fact) it is possible to avoid the worst social pitfalls raised by this genetic oversight. Because, no matter how serious I may be with the original comment, people assume I'm joking. I cannot tell you how many times over the years that has saved my ass in a social setting....