Why does SouthlandShari dislike cop porn yet

[ForrestGump]

enjoys NYPD Blue?










For the record, I am not saying that:

i) the fair and benevolent southlandshari likes or dislikes any kind of naughty pictures, moving or still
ii) that the above-mentioned lovely and intelligent Ms shari likes or dislikes NYPD Blue
iii) that I even know what I'm talking about, given that I have never seen NYPD Blue

But, still, the original thread was just crying out for it... :D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. WHOA!! We've got a flame fest here!

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Well, at least

we do not have a variation on "Cop Rock".

:bounce:

[progmom]

4. ...

[flvegan]

3. Shari dislikes competition.

She likes to be the one frisking, leading to the standard handcuffing, and then making with the "I see you have a nightstick, too...in your pants" lines. "I'm going to have to take you in...to custody."

[ForrestGump]

11. Really? You think so?

I thought she just said those things to me. Now I don't feel special any more. :-(

And, to think -- I let her taser me...

[southlandshari]

21. Psssst....

Don't listen to him, darlin'. I have no idea what he's talking about. Competition?

:shrug:




And you know you are the only one that gets the taser, Gump!

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

25. I feel so special again.

:hug:

:D

We can't let a little thing like 50000 Volts come between us again...

[sundog]

5. come out, come out wherever you are

[southlandshari]

6. Who is SouthlandShari?

Is this her?

[LeftyMom]

7. Shari!

I'm shocked at your behavior! :wow:

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. As am I

Such a small gif...

:spank:

[southlandshari]

16. What?

I have my bra on.

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

17. But no pants!

:wow:

[sundog]

9. time for a new avatar

[ForrestGump]

12. I think so, but

I can't see her face clearly.




Okay, so I can't see her face at all...I'm sorry...I'm male...I'm trying, but there're a couple of major obstacles to overcome...

[Gold Metal Flake]

18. You are my favorite corrupting influence.

I am now ruined for the job. My compass is a askew.

[southlandshari]

19. You just made me smile!

:D

I'll still have to cuff you for that remark, darlin', but thanks for telling me I put your compass askew. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in quite some time!

:hug:


:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

20. I'll go quietly...

You'll get no trouble from me!












:hug:

[southlandshari]

22. Ok, darlin. I'm placing you under arrest for

a moving violation!

:rofl:



























Hee hee. Mod forum humor gone wild!

:P

[hfojvt]

30. Finally posted that picture

but I thought she looked more like






















Donald Rumsfeld is briefing the ...

[southlandshari]

31. .....

:spank:


:P

[WCGreen]

10. The Kernels get stuck in her teeth....

And man the sounds she makes trying to get them critters out is enough to make you long for fingernails on the chalk board...

Okay, now I feel like a complete idiot....

Cop Porn... Not Pop Corn....

:banghead:

[ForrestGump]

13. Police corps don't even have Colonels, do they?

:o

[WCGreen]

14. They have commanders and chiefs....

I wasn'y paying attention...

[In_The_Wind]

15. You were distracted by something about post #6 !

And rightly so!

[southlandshari]

23. Thank you, Joanie!

:hug:

And good night all!

:hi:

[Maine Mary]

28. Hi Joannie!

:hi:

[Maine Mary]

29. Hi WC!!!

:hi:

[WCGreen]

32. Hey,

I was fast asleep by the time you posted this...

A belated back at cha...

:toast:

[Maine Mary]

24. You must be new! Welcome to DU SouthlandSari

:toast:

It appears many like you already!

[billyskank]

26. I would like to welcome her to DU also

but she must have me on ignore. :cry:

[Maine Mary]

27. Oh stop it!

She probably doesn't even know how to use ignore yet. She just hasn't gotten a chance to say hello! Give her time! :-)