I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that Porn is freely available

WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:20 PM
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I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that Porn is freely available

on the internet....

Thank God MSNBC is so on top of things....

Is it any wonder that MSNBC is floundering in the 24/7 news channel race?

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:26 PM
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1. Are you sitting down ...

It's been that way for a while!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:31 PM
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2. Porn on the internets?

Why wasn't I informed? :shrug:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:16 PM
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17. As your accountant,,,,,

I urge you to google more...

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:32 PM
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3. I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED AND APPALLED!!!

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:16 PM
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15. Here is your downloads for the day, Captain Louis....

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:33 PM
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4. I thought it was just witty banter between consenting adults.

Eye of the beholder, doncha know...

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:38 PM
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7. 'Banter'

That what they call it in Wisconsin?

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:08 PM
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9. Amongst other things...

repartee, wit, bon mot, capriciousness, jocularity, whimsy...
it's all good.
(and it'll likely get you in the sack. ;) )

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:13 PM
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11. He He He He He

So, you wanna banter, eh.....

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RevCheesehead

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:32 PM
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21. of course.

I'm really good at that oral sex. ;)

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:17 PM
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You're pretty good at it !

Banter

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:21 PM
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19. 'Hey, babe, y'wanna banter?

Banter-anter-anter with me
Hey babe, y'wanna banter?
Banter-anter-anter with me
We can banter in the Lounge, we can banter in GD
C'mon, baby, getcher banter on me
Hey, babe, y'wanna banter?
Banter-anter-anter with me
Hey babe, y'wanna banter?
Banter-anter-anter with me

*bow*

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In_The_Wind

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:24 PM
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20. Oh My, Yes!

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underpants

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:34 PM
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5. Any new media will be instantly utilized by three industries

Porn
Wrestling
and Religion.

All these business models are the same. Get it out there! It is cheap to make and every new hit is just that new so they are just happy to be there (don't demand much). Just get the message/image out there.

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:15 PM
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14. I have faith that I will ultimately wrestle with my desire for porn...

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Elidor

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:27 PM
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32. You forgot war/military

Otherwise a perfect list.

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Touchdown

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:37 PM
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6. Since when is it free?

:evilgrin:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:14 PM
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13. Samples.....

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tjwash

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Mon Dec-12-05 04:39 PM
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8. OMG OMG!!!11 free pr0n is teh roXors!!!!1111!!

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warrens

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:10 PM
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10. I'm not sure what this "porn" is

But I saw pictures of buck-nekked people on the internets oncest. And they wasn't just taking a shower, neither.

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:14 PM
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12. Was they gittin' ready to touch each other in a biblical way....

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warrens

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:34 PM
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23. They looked like they was touchin...

EVERYTHING. Wish I could find another pitcher like that un.

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hunter

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:16 PM
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16. But mostly it's bad porn.

I think bad porn is subsidized by our corporate masters to drown out the good porn. It sure does explain this thing on MSNBC, doesn't it?

:evilgrin:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:17 PM
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18. It sure enough titillates,,,,,

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Dec-12-05 05:33 PM
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22. Free porn? WHERE!!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 06:33 PM
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24. I thiml if we all watch MSNBC, we will be able to find out where....

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KitchenWitch

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Mon Dec-12-05 09:00 PM
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37. Cool!

I am getting hot just thinking about it. :rofl:

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Deja Q

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Mon Dec-12-05 06:34 PM
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25. On top of things?! Well, at least they didn't fuck up. That'd be terrible.

:yoiks:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:14 PM
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27. Unless....

That was the position of the day....

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:04 PM
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26. Did you see HypnoToad's thread? It's a riot!

The one on hypnosis......

This thread of yours has me in .....stitches!

:rofl: :rofl:

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:14 PM
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28. IT's my job......

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hunter

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:15 PM
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29. Free nuclear porn...

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:22 PM
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30. Now that is titulating.....

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xmas74

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:23 PM
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31. Yep-I've got a link for free movies.

No credit card needed. You want the link?

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:30 PM
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34. It's so easy to find the stuff.....

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LynneSin

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:30 PM
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33. Ok, I have to admit - I don't get the porn ad

It just takes me to MSNBC unless they're outting MSNBC as the whores they are

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WCGreen

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:31 PM
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35. It's a "Special" investigative report......

Who is doing the investigating....

Barney Fife....

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LynneSin

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Mon Dec-12-05 07:36 PM
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36. I'm still not getting it but then again

sometimes your mind says it really wasn't worth getting in the first place

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