When did CS Lewis write a book about gay cowboys?

[underpants]

and how does the giant ape and the dinosaurs fit in?

I'm confused but then I have never really "gotten" the sci-fi fantasy genre. I understand however that it all is going to restore the consumer confidence in Jesus..or something like that.


I wonder what Chris Rock has to say about it?

[commander bunnypants]

1. Ask Rosie the Roomba?

Holey Shmoley Batman

CB

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Sigh... some people are SOOO dumb. Tolkien wrote the gay cowboys,

and the giant ape goes with the lion, written by lewis. The Dinosaurs are from the Hobbit, also Tolkien, except for the gay dinosaurs, which is JK Rowling's Harry Potter series, unless you're talking the gay Christ-like dinosaurs which are Lewis, but don't show up in the same book as the giant ape, though there is a Lewis/Tolkien crossover in the Silmarillion with a giant gay ape and a bunch of dinosaurs who don't talk or have any sexuality, except for Linus, the gay dinosaur with allergies and asthma and bad eyesight who gets picked on by Gandalf and the dwarfs because he likes purple and has a lisp and a big lightning bolt scar on his penis. He, along with the giant ape through a by-proxy corporation, own a magical wardrobe that transports children to to the magical island of giant animals and monsters so that they can compete in tournaments involving a Holy Grail which tournaments are run by gay cowboys with dinosaur emblems on the clasps that hold their cloaks closed.

Jesus, people. This is perfectly simple.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. it all makes sense now.

:thumbsup:

[RevCheesehead]

5. I thought the gay Christ-like dinosaur was Barney.

The beast of Advent... he is, after all, purple.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. No, Barney's from an entirely different series

with the DNA scientist who created him and his arch-nemesis Spiderman.

[underpants]

9. and THAT'S when charges where filed in Santa Monica

Now I have to go see "Pride and Prejudice" which is really confusing the hell out of everyone because we were all pretty damned sure that they had already made that one in the 90's.....but oh well have to love those "period pieces" if you want any of that culture.

[JVS]

10. Can we have a Passion of the Barney special episode!

I bet more people would tune in to watch Barney get whipped and crucified than watched the moon-landing.

[underpants]

12. and THAT'S when the UFO said "To hell with it"

and left

[RevCheesehead]

13. In Div School, we blew up Barney after finals were done.

A genuine "Blow up Barney" party... with gunpowder.
My friend Paul is, um, a bit scary at times.

As to "The Passion of the Barney" -
surely we'd have to have Charles Barkley as Pilate, right?

:rofl:

[JVS]

16. I was thinking we could raffle off the position of Pilate to fund the film

Think of how gratifying it would be to order Barney flogged and then submitting to the pressure to kill him as well. What purer joy could there be? People would be buying tickets for that raffle like crazy!

[WCGreen]

22. I wish I was Barney.....

How divine would that one be....

[RevCheesehead]

25. * a delicate ladylike snort *

:rofl:

Heavenly. And delicious. O8)O8)

[underpants]

6. and that's when charges where filed in Santa Monica

"magic wardrobe" indeed

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. Man, I wish I had more time today...

I could have a blast with this...

At any rate, you're forgetting that when Tolkien added the gay cowboys (Rumpo the squealer and Shafty the gobbler) he was under heavy medication supplied by an heir of S. T. Coleridge who meticulously maintained three large vials of laudenum sold in small disco ball shaped flasks to the burgeoning bohemian fantasy pipe smoking Oxford fartknocker lit scene in and around the Lakes District, Bloomsbury group, Time Warner Publishing arm of Public Broadcasting, thus when Rumpo and Shafty entered into their preternatural relationship with Linus, the Spinosaurus who would later appear in Jurassic Park Three, and the Allosaurus from Valley of Gwangi (and his real life lovers Ray Harryhousen and James Franciscus), the later also insisted on the inclusion of Mini Me, and all other currently living elves, and three DVD's of The Wizard of Oz, before agreeing to participate in the quest with Gandolf the Git and his friend Jesus the man eating lion.

[LynneSin]

3. You know the gay cowboys become Geishas

It's a knock'm down battle to the end

[underpants]

8. I'm rooting for the gay dinosaur with allergies

:eyes:

[LynneSin]

11. You do know that's a Christian Allegory

:D

[RevCheesehead]

14. It's true!

Allergies represent the stain of Original Sin, and our utter state of helplessness.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. No, stupid head, allergies represent the sin of dispensationalism,

and in this particular dinosaur's character, the allergy is allegorical of the sin of premillenial pretribulationist dispensational futurism.

The allergy does NOT represent all sin in entirety. That allegory is the ship that carries the giant ape to New York City, which is itself an allegory of Sodom and Gemorrah.

Which you would know, if you'd fucking pay attention.

[RevCheesehead]

20. Then Fay Wray would be.....?

the Virgin Mary? :scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Oh, God, how many times do we have to go through this?

No, Fay Wray represents the systemic and ritualistic abuse of ovaries; that is, she is the distinctly pro-life archetype, allegorical of the purity of Catholic Doctrine and its abuse by secular humanist scientism who deconstructed sexuality from a totemically pure God-given sacrament to a nihilistic modernistic fetish.

Jeez. Try to get your characters straight, would you?

The Virgin Mary archetype is clearly the wardrobe itself, and the children, representing liberalism and anti-structuralism, when they walk through the wardrobe are, in effect, symbolically representing man's deliberate fall from grace and whorish abuse of the ultimate vagina, womb, and life-giver: that is, God.

Oh, and before you go off and confuse people again, no, the giant ape is not a Joseph archetype; it is the phallus of Ba'al, and the approach of Gandalf to the giant ape in order to "cure" it of its congenital herpes is merely indicative of man's constant struggle against the machinery of universal irony and angst.

[seemunkee]

17. Please do not call them dinosaurs

They are Jesus horses.

[underpants]

18. Sorry I wasn't educated in Georgia

I'll try to do better next time

[WCGreen]

23. Therein,

my dear underpants, lays the rub.....

[warrens]

24. They're not GAY, dammit!

They just like to fuck boys. Roy Cohn could clear that up for you, if he was still alive.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. This is too good to let the night crew miss it