Teri Rialto: Please welcome the owner of Season's Eatings - Pete Schweddy.

[underpants]

Teri Rialto: Well, I'm only asking Santa for one thing - a big box of glue traps to help me with my excessive rat problem? Are you, Margaret Jo, gonna leave any treats out for Santa this year?

Margeret Jo McCullen: Oh, absolutely, I always do! I like to leave Santa some tap water and rice. If Santa's anything like me, Christmas foods really reek havoc on the ol' digestive system. What are you going to leave, Teri?

Teri Rialto: Uh, I can't ever leave food out in my apartment, because I have an excessive rat problem.


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98idish.phtml


Teri Rialto: Mmm.. wow.. you have some beautiful Balls..

Margeret Jo McCullen: They're bigger than I expected.

Pete Schweddy: A lot of people tell me that.

Margeret Jo McCullen: Look at that, Teri - the way they glisten.

Pete Schweddy: That's because make sure that each one of my Balls gets plenty of oil.

Margeret Jo McCullen: I can't help but, notice, Pete - your Balls are a little misshapen.

Pete Schweddy: That's because I rested them on a hot stove too long.

Teri Rialto: Can I touch your Balls.

[matcom]

1. we watched the same thing this weekend

:P

[underpants]

2. [ sniffing ] Ooh.. I like the way your Balls smell..

I missed it this weekend (DAMMIT!) for some reason I just REALLY needed to look it up.

[matcom]

6. they ran the 101 most memorable skits on E or Bravo or some such channel

we caught the last 3/4

[bigwillq]

3. That is a great skit!

I love it! :bounce:

[Hugin]

4. LOL!

It reads even funnier than it sounds!

:7

[underpants]

5. I LOVE the glue traps part

as funny as the rest of it is (and clever to get around the censors) the part about the excessive rat problem is just too perfect.

[underpants]

7. Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls.

Teri Rialto: It's been years since I've seen any Balls.