This guy - do you like 'im or hate 'im:

[Deja Q]

Charles : After so many years of sitting up here, looking down at some of the most beautiful women in the world, I have become a roots expert.
Fannie Flagg : It's better to have dark roots than no hair at all.

Charles: Some people got Paul Lynde, we got her. (on Brett Somers)

Charles: (Pointing to a card pinned to his chest) It's my family crest... it's 3 roaches running rampant on a contact paper.

Charles: I never go to pornographic movies.
Gene: Why?
Charles: 'Cause its not any good to see someone have more fun in an hour and a half than you've had in a lifetime.

Charles: You know, the producers don't know this, nobody- the writers don't know this, you don't know this, nobody knows this but me. Yesterday was the first time in the history of this show where we did not have a bonus round. Because we had two tie offs, so we never had a bonus round. I mean, just to show you that I'm interested, and I'm concerned and committed, like some of the people aren't over there, that that is very interesting. I'll go to my grave remembering that exciting moment.
Gene: You keep saying that you'll go to your grave, but you ain't going.
Brett: If only he would!
Gene: Promises, promises.

Charles: Do you know how many Californians it takes to change a light bulb?
Gene: How many?
Charles: One to hold the bulb, one to turn the ladder, and three to share the experiences.

Gene lets Bowser read a "Mugsy was soooo tough" question
Charles: There was a time when you used to ask me to use my touch voice...

Gene: Can you tell me what epiphany is?
Charles: I don't know, but I haven't had one since junior high school.

[LaurenG]

1. I really liked him

A very funny and kind spirit. Charles Nelson Reilly.