I'm thinking of writing a dumb ass Christmas song to make $$$: Ideas?

[norml]

Listening to radio at work this morning I was thinking, if a Christmas song becomes a hit, it gets played every year, and whoever wrote it gets royalties.

I'm looking for really dumb ideas, the dumber the better.

So far the best I've come up with is "Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. How much of a percentage is there?

:popcorn:

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Yeah...am in of it's 30-45%

of the gross

:popcorn:

[norml]

4. If it becomes a hit you'll have 100% of my gratitude.

Of course you'd have a record of your giving the idea to me here, so you might be entitled to a few shekels, maybe.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. Na that's ok.

[norml]

8. It's a good deal.

At least I wouldn't be charging you for promoting your concept.

[tuvor]

2. I hope Michael Jackson's getting Paul McCartney's royalties.

Speaking of dumbass Christmas songs.

[insanity]

6. umm

I saw momma having lesbian relations after a homo-abortion with Santa Claus?
That would sell.

[LSdemocrat]

7. Make it really jingoistic

Maybe "Have a Good Ole American Christmas" or some nonsense like that