I'm so sick of this "what to say" crap...

[rateyes]

So, to all DUers allow me to say:

Merry or Happy "WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO BE MERRY OR HAPPY ABOUT, IF ANYTHING" this month---and a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR--2006--the year the Democrats take back our country from the BFEE and all their cronies.

[KitchenWitch]

1. I can get behind that!

Viva 2006

[rateyes]

2. SKOL VIKINGS....

KitchenWitch---one game out of first! whowouldathunkit?

[KitchenWitch]

4. No kidding

and 2 of the 3 remaining at home!

It is all good...

I still want Tice fired, but we can wait until after the season is over.

[rateyes]

6. Yeah, the only way I wouldn't want him fired...

is if he manages a Super Bowl win. Don't look like anybody's beating the Colts, though.

[Deja Q]

3. Meh. I'll just eat cough drops like candy.

:9

[rateyes]

5. Get the kind with menthol....

sorry about your cough. Here's to a happy end to whatever is causing it!

:toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Don't tell me to be happy or merry, you oppressive insensitive bastard

Where's the justice for the unhappy and unmerry people? When do we get our due respect?

The only acceptable greeting should be a statement of truth: "Have a holiday" or "Have a season" with no objective qualifiers attached.

[rateyes]

8. I used the qualifier "if anything"....

trying to be sensitive to those who don't want to be heppy or merry! Sheeeesh, some people. ;-)

On edit: And, I thought the only people who are "unhappy and unmerry" all the time are the damned Repigs....

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Yes, but you used it in a negative way, as though we should be

happy or merry, BUT, for those that don't, you "don't mind" if they don't want to be merry or happy.

"Have a holiday!"

[rateyes]

10. Why should I mind if you don't

want to be happy or merry? If my wishing you "Merry or Happy" anything gets you so upset, and you, in fact don't want to be happy or merry, then I have, in effect, made you unhappier and unmerrier, which is what you want---it's a win-win!! If I simply said, "Have a season," then that would make you happier, which is what you don't want to be.

So, I still say I'm right, and am giving you the due respect you want, which, btw, would probably make you more happy and merry, so...now I'm all misconscrewed!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Ha ha! Good point!

So keep wishing me a happy holiday and merry christmas, because that will make me all pissed off and bad feeling like I want to be!

YOU, sir, are BRILLIANT.

Now, hit me again, because I don't like it. But I like that I don't like it.

[rateyes]

12. Is this like that....

"It hurts so good" kind of thing? Merry Sunday Evening. Did that make you feel better or worse? Because I want you to feel worse, so that you will feel better, OK?