How many of you own a shiv?

[leftofthedial]

can't be unprepared in the prison cafeteria, or on the playground, or in the shower

[Elidor]

1. The guards confiscated mine the last time I went into GD

Then I got jumped by the DLC gang and pummeled viciously.

[DS1]

2. After my hand got cut off in the prison caf sausage machine,

I set to work whittling my radius and ulna down to lethal spikes. Then I gave myself AIDS, to make the stab wounds lethal one way or another.

[leftofthedial]

3. will you be in my gang?

damn!

you watched alot of Oz, didn't you?

[DS1]

8. never seen it

[LeftyMom]

4. You'd have one too if you hung out in the mod hot tub.

:scared:

[leftofthedial]

6. I wouldn't be caught dead in the mods hot tub

but I never go to GD without one and sometimes here in the Lounge, it comes in handy.

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. I've apologized about that enough already, haven't I?

I'd been drinking (Hell, Skinner has a champagne fountain installed and what the hell do you think is gonna happen?), it was a long day, the water was warm, I'd just locked a bunch of sex threads so my dander was up...


Once again, I'm sorry.





















:hide:

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I keep one handy in case I drop my blackjack

[leftofthedial]

7. tell me,

is your truncheon trenchant?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I got rid of the truncheon for a halbard

Which I carry under the "conceal carry" law.

[leftofthedial]

13. I bet it's a "hallacious" halbard too

[mitchum]

9. What's it to you, fish?

:)

[mr_hat]

12. I just put on the foil.

[leftofthedial]

14. tin foil hat = GD version of a condom

??