I just ate the flesh of a dead turkey--am I gonna die?

[leftofthedial]

:scared:

It was some darn good soup, but it could be the cause of most of humanity's illnesses.

[Jim Sagle]

1. Eventually.

[leftofthedial]

6. Oh damn!

I knew it.

I just knew it.

Nothing left to do but party, I guess!

:thumbsup:

:headbang:

[RagingInMiami]

2. What's wrong with you?

Don't you know they make Tofu Turkey nowadays. Jeez.

[leftofthedial]

7. Soy vey!

[hyphenate]

3. As long as it was cooked

I don't think you need to worry too much. Just don't drive for awhile--the tryptophan in the turkey will cause drowsiness for awhile. :)

[leftofthedial]

8. thank you so much for relieving my troubled

:boring:

[tocqueville]

4. a live turkey had been far worse (for the turkey) nt

[leftofthedial]

24. AND me!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

5. Wanna know the truth? Much of the violent behavior in America

can be traced to diet... it has been proven.

[leftofthedial]

9. if you don't cut that crap out,

I'm gonna kick your ass!

:kick:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

12. Here you go...... :)

United Nations System-Wide EARTHWATCH > Toxic chemicals > Heavy metals
Similarly, chronic low exposures to heavy metals can have serious health effects
in the ... "Environmental Pollution, Neurotoxicity and Criminal Violence". ...
earthwatch.unep.net/toxicchem/heavymetals.php - 24k - Cached - Similar pages

Pollution, Violence and Health
behavior and heavy metals (research at Argonne National Laboratories, by William J.
Walsh and cohorts). Abnormal levels of lead and cadmium were found to be ...
www.apfn.org/apfn/pollution.htm - 20k - Cached - Similar pages

Ray's Articles - Criminal Behavior
B; Walsh, 1991). Copper excess can cause metal imbalance but many other heavy
metal patterns are culprit in causing criminal behavior, especially in ...
www.nmrc.ca/criminal.htm - 17k - Cached - Similar pages

violence prevention resources | biochemistry | brain chemistry ...
Reports on the connection between metals, brain chemistry, and violence. ...
Metal-metabolism and Human Functioning by William J Walsh, Pfeiffer Treatment ...
www.anitamorgan.com/vp/vpbiochemistry.aspx - 10k - Cached - Similar pages

Preventing Violence
Like the others who have worked in this area, Dr. Walsh's spectacular successes
have not changed the deeply entrenched system. Heavy metals are a serious ...
www.feingold.org/stories/violence.html - 12k - Cached - Similar pages

[leftofthedial]

22. so not only am I gonna die

I'm gonna take a bunch of you with me?

Yikes! Who knew? (I mean besides my parole officer and my therapist.)

[leeroysphitz]

16. Proven? Scientifically? A scientist actually used the word

Proven? Are you sure he/ she didn't offer evidence derived from empirical observation and experimentation that SUPPORTED a theory? I just need some clarification on that seemingly minor but surprisingly important point.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

19. Proven, foods that pollute people with heavy metals lead to

aggressive/violent behavior in people with the MT gene defect.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5573344&mesg_id=5573412

[leeroysphitz]

21. I couldn't find any proof here...

Mostly opinion with some scientific evidence to support various theories but that's ok. I would never believe any scientist that had actually claimed to have PROVEN something to credible anyhow...

[pinto]

10. Polls say 100% probability. There is no margin of error. Sorry. Be happy.

[leftofthedial]

13. not even if I believe in the spaghetti monster thingy?

I thought that would let me live forever

bummer!

[pinto]

17. *Some* dispensations are granted. Is this your current Pay Pal account?

:evilgrin:

[Lisa]

11. you are getting very, very sleepy ...

One word: Tryptophan!

[H2O Man]

14. Yes. You will definitely die.

It may take years, even decades. But on that day, you will be haunted by turkey soup. And I can't believe that you allowed the decomposing remains of the dead plant life boiled in that bowl of soup to enter the sacred temple of your body.

[leftofthedial]

15. I'm a plant sadist

I love ripping the little green things right out of the ground with my bare hands and watching them wither.

Bwaaaahahahaaaaha!

:evilgrin:

[H2O Man]

18. May the souls

of those poor carrots rest in peas.

[Crunchy Frog]

20. I'd start making funeral arrangements if I were you.

Please let us know where to send flowers.:)

[leftofthedial]

27. is this some kind of a plot?

this?

[Crunchy Frog]

31. Looks like one to me...

and a very nice one too. I'd go with something like that if I were you. It has a rustic and yet elegant look to it. :)

[wakeme2008]

23. But did it have stuffing tooo

mmmm mmm good...

[leftofthedial]

28. the only stuffing

was me shoveling it down my neck.

[Clutch Cargo]

25. I plan on living forever.

So far, so good.

[leftofthedial]

29. steven wright?

[Nevernose]

26. Was it from Thanksgiving 2 1/2 weeks ago?

If so, the answer is yes. And remind me to remove the last of the Thanksgiving turkey from my 'fridge. Eventually.

[leftofthedial]

30. it spent the last 16 days or so in the freezer

but I'm convinced it's all over for me.

[khashka]

32. I did too

I was eating some turkey soup from Thanksgiving today and my mother grabbed it away from me and screamed "Are you crazy? It'll kill you!" Tasted OK to me :shrug:

Khash.

[leftofthedial]

33. I know this wasn't spoiled

but I "learned" at DU today that meat (including foul and fish) is responsible for most human disease

[flvegan]

34. To think that turkey soup could be the cause of most

of humanity's illnesses is idiotic at best.

Considering the flamebait nature of the post, I'll withdraw my last statement.