Ladies, have you seen the Porn ad on home page?

[ashling]

comments?

[In_The_Wind]

1. hmmm ...

This is going to require a bit more of my time.

[Deja Q]

5. I put up a screengrab some time ago:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4428621

:D

[Kali]

2. PORN ad?

the dating one? Saw it - yeah I was a little "hmmm on DU?" but I wouldn't call it porn.

[bettyellen]

3. you mean for the show on MSNBC i guess? i would't say it's an ad for porn

MSNBC doesn't show porn.

[ashling]

14. Yes, that's the one

I didn't say it was porn, but it is apparently an ad for something about porn

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Hi ashling......

Yes, I saw it.....

I think it's fine...equal opportunity for females!

[swag]

6. Seen it?

Hell, I've whacked off to it.

[Misunderestimator]

7. To a neon profile of a woman?

Wow... you're easy. :D

[swag]

8. I know

I had a sheltered childhood, and was closely scrutinized during adolescence.

It has been a veritable porn-u-copia of girdle catalogues and tampon ads since I escaped the high-plains fundamentalists. Debauchery beyond the wildest dreams of my youth.

Some day I hope to actually see a woman's breast (at least in a photograph). But I am rather afraid of how I'll react.

[Misunderestimator]

9. LMAO!!!

:rofl:

Tampon ads... :spray:


:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

10. i just think it's great MSNBC is giving Skinner et al $$$$ ROFL n/t

[Porcupine]

11. If that's porn stay away from a high school.

You would have to register yourself just for watching kids crossing the street.

[ashling]

15. I never said it was porn,

and I have taught high school...

[Book Lover]

12. No

Because it's not an ad for anything that'll get you off.

[TheMightyFavog]

13. Gotta throw in the Avenue Q reference

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
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TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!