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Santa Clause North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa, I have been a good GIRL. It really wasn't my fault what happened at ELLEN's Office party. It was DOUG who spiked the punch with too much WINE. I can't help it if I drank 6 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like VANILLA.
I thought it was funny when I put LORIE's SHIRT on my head and danced the SAMBA on the COUCH while singing `LOVE ME DO'. I didn't mean to break ELLEN's LAPTOP and don't know why ELLEN would accuse me of CHICANERY.
I don't remember calling JOEL's wife a SCURVY COW---even though she looked like one with PINK eye shadow and PURPLE lipstick!
And when I threw up on RHONDA's husband's LEG, it was only because I ate too much of that CAKE.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my CAR through my neighbor's BATHROOM. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a SHINY DOG and have me arrested for TOMFOOLERY!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all DULL and GRIMY. And I'm really not to blame for any of this NERVOUS stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and LOUDLY yours, BUNNY (Really a nice GIRL!)
P.S. It's only 12 bucks!
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