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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:11 AM Original message |
So, apparently I pulled an Ass-cheek muscle while shoveling last night |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
1. Awww.... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
2. I'd rub it alright... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. after all i have done for you |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:26 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Well, okay... |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:36 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Oh, yeah... My Matcom,Inc. combination stump puller/sweater de-baller... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:42 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. you didn't read the directions |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:04 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Typical... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:08 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. so its MY FAULT you don't read Chinese? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Naturally, I assumed when the packing box said "multi-language instruction |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:33 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. excellent choice |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:48 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I'm having some problems attaching the "Jaws of Life" gizmo. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 11:11 AM Response to Reply #15 |
19. try it standing on your head |
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Kellanved (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
4. What did you bury at night? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:22 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. well, i accidentally burried |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
7. So you want a massage? |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 09:25 AM Response to Original message |
13. Man, what a pain in the ass |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
16. Pulled an ass cheek muscle???? |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 10:18 AM Response to Reply #16 |
18. matcom has talents which are beyond our comprehension. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 10:15 AM Response to Original message |
17. Go pull the other one and then you'll be all evened out. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
20. You probably wouldn't have done that |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. I'm glad you said rub... |
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barb162 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. did you take an ass-pirin |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. Uh-oh. I think that's usually fatal. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 02:58 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Oh, butt wait! Maybe some Butt Paste will cure ya! |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. actually, i've taken to stair climbing to work it out |
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darkstar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-10-05 03:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Stair climbing? |
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