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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 04:07 PM
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Osama's Homo-bortion Pot and Commie Jizzporium
Who's spending Christmas there this year?
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 04:09 PM
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1. I actually spit my coffee out when he said that.
So flippin funny. He was on fire last night.

And to answer your question.......no, I'll be at my in laws. Which is about as far away from a Jizzporium as you can get.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 04:12 PM
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2. It was brilliant
Bill O'Reilly should know better than to start a battle of wits with someone like Jon.
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 04:13 PM
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3. Bill O'Reilly starting a battle of wits with ANYONE...
Is like a man with no arms starting a boxing match.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 04:25 PM
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4. Hahaha, so true.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:48 PM
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15. Or... like a one-legged man in a shit-kicking contest.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 06:57 PM
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5. Christmas, Boxing Day, AND New Year's
For me, it'll be Happy Holidays, indeed.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:03 PM
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6. You truly are godless liberal heathen scum.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 07:24 PM
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7. don't forget, hedonistic and self-indulgent!
I'll drink to that!
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 08:09 PM
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8. Hrm...
I could do without the terrorism and abortion, but the rest of it? Count me in :evilgrin:
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Abelman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 08:21 PM
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9. Jon Stewart Rocks
He was visibly pissed at O'Reilly, too, which was awesome. He wasn't even hiding his contempt for that son of a bitch.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:34 PM
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10. How does a thread witha title like this get so little attention?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:36 PM
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11. I'll have to look for that clip
Sounds like a keeper.
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:43 PM
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12. hey, guys!
Just checking in.

Should I go out and get some fresh babies for a snack?
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:37 PM
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17. naw, don't bother -- we're still finishing off the last lot of babies ...
Scrawny, gristly little things -- they take a lot of chewing. That's the last time I buy undernourished infants from North Carolina!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1975296&mesg_id=1975296
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:44 PM
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13. America votes with her dollars
and there's still one place to go.
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StellaBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:47 PM
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14. joined this week!!!!
can't WAIT to get my card!!!!!!!! Will put it right in front of my wallet, in that clear bit that's meant for your license! So everytime I shop, everyone gets to see it and hiss under their breath!

muhahahaha (rubbing hands together in demonic glee)

... so does anybody was those babies yet? I'm starving...
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 10:53 PM
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16. I nearly fell off my couch when he said that.
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:38 PM
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18. I am there
DAILY!
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