For matcom (dial-up warning.)

[Call Me Wesley]

Discuss. ;)

[matcom]

1. Wesley, if you weren't gay.....

i'd MARRY YOU! :D

:bounce:

[southlandshari]

2. Miss Heidi might challenge you on that gay comment...

:yoiks:


And on edit...

If you convince him to marry you, can I have Heidi? He's buying her these boots for Christmas that make me say YOWZA!!!

;)


And on further edit...

Plus she's tall with long legs, like me. And she's naughty, like me. And she's

[Call Me Wesley]

7. What?

And where's my pie? :yoiks:

[southlandshari]

8. I'll trade...

My pie for 24 hours with Heidi in those boots...




:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. Heh!

I'll tell her. The boots should be here in nine days I hope. :evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

11. I'll be waiting patiently...

:P

[Call Me Wesley]

12. No waiting needed,

I always open the door for p...., cats! Cats!

Are you trying to get my only thread in a long time locked? :evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

13. Ouch!

:spray:

Warn me before you make me laugh that hard, wouldya?

:rofl:


And if this gets locked, darlin', I think your little gift to matcom is a more likely suspect than my pretty....kitty.

;)

[Call Me Wesley]

14. LOL!

I just try to be friendly with the day crew, you know? :rofl:

[southlandshari]

15. How do you try to be with those of us

who are around day AND night?

:evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

16. Uh, I don't ...

I need my beauty sleep! :rofl:

[southlandshari]

17. Oh yeah. Riiiiiight. You don't flirt with the late night crew?

Do you ever read before you go to bed for that beauty sleep?

Might I make a recommendation?





:D

[Call Me Wesley]

18. I only flirt with matcom,

because he has a scooter! :rofl:

I do read before I go to bed, and my newest book is the one Heidi bought me yesterday: 'Buddhist sculptures' in Korean history. She found a Korean store yesterday.

I'll see if I can get a copy of this book. Thanks for the recommendation. Here's one I always recommend:

[southlandshari]

19. Who's matcom?

:shrug:

























(and the book was a joke, darlin')

:P
























and for matcom: yeah, I edited it. So what?

[Call Me Wesley]

20. The German uniform on the cover made me suspicious ...

;)

matcom? I thought he updated this site:
http://www.dellakadoula.co.uk/

[southlandshari]

21. Oh yeah!!!

Look, he updates this one, too!!

http://www.susieharlow.com/





















Oh god. I am really :rofl: now!!

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Wow!

The whole ground covered, then. From *youknowwhat* to post-natal Dellakadoula. His scooter must be fast, I tell ya!

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

23. ROTFLMAO!!

OUCH!!!

:rofl:



I especially like the fact that each letter of the alphabet deals with a different, er, issue. AND you get chapter one for FREE!

:woohoo:


This matcom is amazing. Look, he can even help you find tax relief!

http://www.taxrelief.org.uk/


:P

[Call Me Wesley]

24. Oh my!

He's an allrounder! :woohoo:

Post updated by

[southlandshari]

25. Look! He is a great cartoonist, too!

Oh, ok. He didn't draw that. But it reminds me of him, so I figured, "ah, what the hell.."

:hide:

[Call Me Wesley]

26. *ROFL*

No hidden extras!


He'll kill me! :hide:

[matcom]

27. i RESEMBLE ALL OF THESE REMARKS!!

and Wesley, again....



















































if you were gay........








































but.....



























since you aren't........

[Call Me Wesley]

28. w00t!

:pals:

[southlandshari]

30. Eek!

I missed that one!

:rofl:


Hey - did you know matcom is talking about your perky fake breasts in that other thread?

Just thought I should tell you. That's what friends are for, don't ya know? If nothing else, friends MUST protect each other from sexual predators.



























:hide:

[southlandshari]

29. Fine, go ahead...

Marry Wesley.

But that means you have to stop looking at my breasts now.

They don't glitter anyway.

[Call Me Wesley]

3. Ermmm ...

:rofl:

[Hugin]

4. Where do I sign up?

[matcom]

5. MINE!!

back off HO!! :grr:































:P

[Hugin]

6. I'm thinking $4.50 is kind of steep...

Is there a bulk discount?

[In_The_Wind]

10. *

[Heidi]

31. Kick for the Nighthawks, because

it's not every day that I wake up to such a stunning array of revelations: that Matcom has a guy-crush on my husband, that my husband is gay, and that Southlandshari wants 24 hours alone with me and my future boots. :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[southlandshari]

32. The ONLY downside to this kick, darlin'...

...is that you aren't wearing THOSE boots yet!!!

:evilgrin:



So...what say you on the trade I've proposed?





























:rofl:

[Heidi]

33. Your proposal is duly noted

and approved. :rofl:

[southlandshari]

37. Christmas just came early!!

:woohoo:


:P

[aquaman]

36. Hey Heidi,

Long time no talk. Hope you are well.

[KitchenWitch]

34. That has to be the best pirate patch I have ever seen!

:thumbsup:

[XemaSab]

35. where is that thumb GOING?!?!?

:yoiks: