Why is Bill O'Reilly...

[AlecBGreen]

the falafal master? :shrug: sorry, Im out of the loop...

[RevCheesehead]

1. He didn't know the right word was "loofah"

and that's all I'm saying. Let someone else fill in the details.

[AlecBGreen]

3. hmm...

that begs another question then, Reverend...what the deuce was Bill talking about loofahs for!? I thought he was a manly man...?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. It's a reference to the sexual harassment lawsuit against him.

Here's part of the complaint, quoting a phone call he made to the plaintiff (getting loofahs and falafels mixed up).

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

[AlecBGreen]

4. OH MY F-ING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the horror....THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!

Ocelot...i will never forgive you my friend. There is a special place in hell for you :evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Hey, you asked!

Creepy, isn't it? :rofl:

[AlecBGreen]

6. i will seriously have nightmares tonight

"Oh yeah Alec...We'll have some fruity cocktails by the fireplace and then Im gonna cover you all in honey and rub your nipples til they're big and hard..."

I am sitting 5 feet from a 6th story window and its looking mighty tempting right about now!

[Starlight]

7. Air America plays that creepy message all the time.

I'm surprised you've never heard it.

[AlecBGreen]

8. Air America is non-existent in China

and even if it WAS here, I doubt it'd reach out west to the tiny town Im living in :)

[slybacon9]

9. Hezbollah!!!!!

i never read that.

i

am not

the same.