The New Evening RetroLounge Erotic Poem Thread

[RetroLounge]

Just kidding...
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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:rofl:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

1. OMFG - - You are so very, very, very bad!!!!!

You got me. In so many ways.
:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My literal words on opening this thread!

OH FUCK!

You are a very bad boy, and this is what very bad boys get:

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Err]

3. God damnit!

I should've known! x(

[WritingIsMyReligion]

4. ...

:argh:

You got me, as well. I was all excited for the erotica.... :P :P :P

[bicentennial_baby]

5. waaaah! you made my bad mood worse!!

x(

[Call Me Wesley]

6. I fear I'll never

understand this joke, because my brazilian is so bad. :shrug:

Can someone please translate?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear Call Me Wesley....

It's not the translation that's the problem.....it's that the joke has been repeated ad nauseum!

We are ALL sick to death of it!

That's all......:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Revenge can be so very sweet:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4411993&mesg_id=4412018

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. Yes, it can, Cheese..

That was hysterical!! :D :D

[RetroLounge]

10. Too funny!

:rofl:

RL

[RevCheesehead]

11. You earned that one, horn-dog.

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

12. Woof!

Rolling over...

RL

[RevCheesehead]

14. Beg.

I command you... Beg for it.

[RetroLounge]

16. Damn, that's hot...

Pulllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssse....

Pretty please...

Woof...

RL

[RevCheesehead]

21. Bwahahaha!

Kept you waiting, didn't I? :evilgrin:

[Dave Reynolds]

13. Why you dirty rat,

just for that I give you this:

[Canadian Socialist]

15. I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, and take the topic title

at face value. Ergo...

To His Coy Mistress
by Andrew Marvell

Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, Lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk and pass our long love's day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast;
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart;
For, Lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.
But at my back I always hear
Time's wingèd chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song: then worms shall try
That long preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust:
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.
Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may,
And now, like amorous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour
Than languish in his slow-chapt power.
Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.

[SeattleGirl]

17. Grrrrf!!!!

You. Bad! Must. Spank!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[RetroLounge]

18. Sorry, I needed a good smile and laugh

and this gave it to me...

:hi:

RL

[In_The_Wind]

19. WHY!

[RetroLounge]

20. Cause I am an evil man

:spank:

RL

[In_The_Wind]

22. Are you really ...

[RetroLounge]

23. If needed...

I can be. :D

Okay, no, I can't, but I keep trying.

RL