Attention!!! - I would like to give each and every DU'er a gift this year

[underpants]

But what do we need superficial things for anyway?

So, instead I have the following for you.


Please feel free to print it out to commemorate this blessed event.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. I am touched.

Truly.

thank you.

[underpants]

2. Oh no no need for thanks

Really (hand to chest) it was nothing

[kick-ass-bob]

3. fuck holiday.

it's fucking X-Mas.

:mad:

JIHAD!!!

[matcom]

4. No, mas

remember? i removed the "X" earlier this week?

"MAS"

"more" in Espanol

[kick-ass-bob]

5. oh, sorry, I missed that.

MAS

[underpants]

8. Xmas- I googled it

[underpants]

6. Xmas- I googled it

[kick-ass-bob]

7. that's nice, but it's no Anna Benson.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4411221

[kick-ass-bob]

9. they had a golf outing too

[Initech]

10. A festivus for the rest of us!

[hfojvt]

11. Great

can I get the amount for tax purposes.

I was hoping to donate to PC-4th - People's Coalition of Politically Correct Persons Collecting People's Cash

is the Human Fund something like that? Who are the people who get the money?

[underpants]

12. It is money for people

Is there really anything else that needs be said?

[hfojvt]

14. which people?

I am a person (at least according to some people, not all are agreed on that). Can I get some of that money?

[underpants]

15. You are a person

not a people now settle down and go over there and talk about ther French celebrating "holiday" with a great amount of disdain in your voice.

[hfojvt]

18. what about my people?

I am a member of the 1 million + Loomis clan, among others.
(Pounds table) We want some money!! (Pounds table) We want some money!!

What do we want?

Some money!!

When do we want it?

Right Now!!!

[Hugin]

13. Did you lose my mailing address...

I've already promised friends and family a dip in the
new pool I was going to buy with my bonus this year.

[underpants]

16. A lot of people now have the opportunity of controlling their own

___________ (fill in the blank )

Seriously that is how the local station reported on Verizon dropping its pension plan this morning - the filled in with "retirement via IRA's and 401K".

sorry for the political injection we now return you to your regularly scheduled jocularity

[Hugin]

17. You still haven't filled me in on "Big Plastic"...

There's too much spin out there for there not to be a scandal
in the woodpile.

(BTW... I really do appreciate your thoughtful gift.)

[Shell Beau]

19. Aw, you really shouldn't have!

:blush:


















:P

[tinfoilinfor2005]

20. You are absolutely right.

I will return the Jaguar I bought you, and donate to your charity too. Thanks for saving me from the commercialism of the holiday season.

[Dark]

21. It's Christmas Season! Somebody call Falwell! n/t