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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:04 PM
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Uncanny Parallels between Jesus and Elvis
This has got to be my favorite 'parallels' list:
-Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25). Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan8).

-Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." Elvis said "Don't be cruel."

-Jesus walked on water. Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965).

-Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

-Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.

-Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

-Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.

-Jesus said "If a man thirst, let him come to me, and drink." (John
7:37). Elvis said "Drinks on me" (Jail House Rock, 1957).

-Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights. Elvis also had irregular eating
habits (eg, 5 banana split breakfast).

-Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was a biographer of
Elvis (A Golden Tribute).

-"Jesus countenance...like lightning...raiment snow white." (Matthew
28:3) Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.

-Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land. Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

-Jesus' mother Mary had an immaculate conception. Elvis' wife Priscilla went to Immaculate Conception H.S.

-People called Jesus a "...glutton and a drunk." (Luke 7:34) People
called Elvis "...an overweight druggie...".

-Jesus died for us. Young girls would 'die for' Elvis.

-Jesus was born in humble surroundings. Elvis was born in Mississippi.

-Even today Jesus has a cult following. Even today Elvis has a cult
following.

-Jesus was called "King of Israel.." (John 12:13) Elvis was called "King of Rock n' Roll".
Now, for all of you who say "there's no such thing as coincidence," what do you make of this?
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:05 PM
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1. Bookmarking for future kickage!
I'm interested in getting Forrest Gump's take on this. :thumbsup:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:36 PM
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3. It's pretty funny
Point of fact, though: the Memphis Mafia was somewhat fluid, not fixed at 12.

And Blue Hawaii was 1961.

Otherwise, yeah. :D

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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 01:08 PM
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2. Very interesting.
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