Poll: Acid? Or Alkali?

[Heidi]

:shrug:


Acid!




Alkali, an index




Meh. pH neutral.

[ForrestGump]

1. I'm neutral, like the Land of Switzers

What is a Switzer, anyway? :shrug:

[Heidi]

2. Very few people know this, Forrest,

but Switzerland, an idyllic and pH neutral nation populated by 7,489,370 fondue and raclette eaters, actually was named for former University of Oklahoma football coach Barry Switzer. :thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

4. Cool!

Thank you for sharing!

:hug:

Was Osterreich really named after a food processor, then?

[Heidi]

5. That's a common misconception.

Osterreich actually was named for its national bird, an annyoing and poorly executed homage to which appears in every cuckoo clock produced there.

[ForrestGump]

8. Always found them emusing, those clocks

Little moa emusing, actually.

[Heidi]

9. Worst. Pun. Ever.

[ForrestGump]

12. Really? You think so?

:D

Thank you. Thank you!

SOteric woud be so proud!

[Heidi]

13. Award-winning.

Stellar. And I believe I can speak with some authority about bad puns; I am, after all, the woman who wrote the headline, "Drug and alcohol speaker on tap." :thumbsup:

[ForrestGump]

15. Sorry. I'm still reeling from that one

[Heidi]

16. So was my boss.

:blush:

[Wapsie B]

3. Heidi's talking about dropping Acid?

Dear god no! :cry:

[Heidi]

6. Only the the abstract and vicarous sense, bushwentawol.

:hug: Worry not. I'm thinking of the children cats. :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

7. Whew!

Thank god Heidi. Yes dear god please think of the cats. ;-)

:hug:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Why?

[Heidi]

11. It's only a grandiloquent question.

Well, for the Lounge, anyway. :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

14. bombastic.

BTW ~ eat spinach the body will become more alkali

[Heidi]

17. I cannot believe this poll hasn't yet made it to the Greatest page.

I'm only asking the most burning question of our generation. :rofl:

[REP]

18. pH 5

I form wheddellite and whewhellite as well as apatite - which usually forms in pH of 7.3 or higher.