If you could sit down

[GrpCaptMandrake]

and have a one-on-one-no-holds-barred conversation with a member of the Bush Administration, who would it be.

For me, it's Rumsfeld. I'd like to explore various forms of intoxication until the stuff he said sounded normal.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Turd Blossom.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

2. Perfect reply to the thread title, also!

Double bonus!

And why him/it?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. First question I would ask him is "How in the hell do you get away

with saying what you do and still keep your base????"

[GrpCaptMandrake]

6. And the answer?

"Between you and me, they're morons! Hawhawhawhawhawhaw!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. That would be the answer I would probably hear.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

8. That's the answer

Michael Scanlon gave under oath before Congress. Not that the right wing media ever let it be known.

The actual term used was "religious whackos."

[yurbud]

10. picking his brain would be as interesting as Nuremberg trial transcripts

he is the nexus of reality in propaganda in that bunch.

everybody else is firmly on the other side of the looking glass at least in terms of knowing or caring what the rest of the world or even voters here think.

[Wapsie B]

4. Crash Cart.

I'd wanna know what drives someone to send soldiers to slaughter. I couldn't do it sober though.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Does it matter?

Any one of 'em would just feed you a bunch of bullshit. :grr:

[GrpCaptMandrake]

9. Actually, the thought ocurred to me

Monday, as I watched Rummy deliver a lecture.

The man is simply mad, but quietly so.

I think I'd like to talk to him to the same extent I think it would be fascinating to brain-pick Doctor Strangelove.

More than anyone, Rummy is the most sincere, albeit sincerely insane.

You don't just walk away from opportunities like that.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. He seems the least threatening

Almost fatherly, in a way. As long as you remember Dad's blowing smoke up your ass, I guess it'd be okay.

It'd be more like picking President Muffley's brain, though. :7

"Uh... K-K-K-Karl? Does this m-m-m-... does this mean the Doomsday Machine's gonna go off?"