If you consider me a fiend, please read this!

[ForrestGump]

I'm not.



Really.



Much.



Not that much, anyway.



That is all. Thank you for playing.

[KitchenWitch]

1. Great CC!

[ForrestGump]

3. I am, after all the CC Rider

:D

[RevCheesehead]

2. Maybe not a fiend...

maybe not even a little devil...
but you do seem somewhat impish to me. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Anyone who can get away with a Skinner and Ann Coulter kissing

thread is okay by me!

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

6. Even if he's banned for tripping over his own posts?

:D

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

Impish?

:D

Maybe a little. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

8. Well, you certainly seem to be charming your way...

...into the hearts of many of the Lounge's finest women. :)

[ForrestGump]

14. Shewt

And I was aiming lower than that.


:o


Not really. :D

[RevCheesehead]

16. Keep aiming...

I'm fairly certain that's available somewhere around here.

[ForrestGump]

Run away! Run away!

Me? afraid of the power of women? Never!

Now, could you please throw me up some popcorn, or something?




Brrrrrr...it's cold up in this tree. :scared:

[Heidi]

5. Thank you for the disclaimer.

I'll bookmark this thread for future reference. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

7. :D

Yeah, and don't you forget it, either.

And put...down...the cheese. I'm unarmed...

[Heidi]

10. "Put down the gorganzola and back slowly out of the room."

:spray:

[ForrestGump]

11. Hey! You! Out in the corridor!

I can still smell that cheese!





:P

[Heidi]

17. You win!

Even imaginary, you reference to the aroma of cheese, has curdled my coffee. :cry:

[ForrestGump]

18. Pheww...you're not KIDDING that cheese is strong stuff

Let me call the bomb disposal squad to get rid of it...

[RevCheesehead]

21. Now wait just one damned minute, buster...

:spank:

:cry: Some people just don't appreciate the power of cheese.

[ForrestGump]

22. Paddled by a female minister!

Boy, my night is really getting going now!

[RevCheesehead]

23. "Thou shalt not diss da Cheese."

Unless invited to do so.

[ForrestGump]

28. How about cutting the cheese? Can I do that?

[RevCheesehead]

30. Sure...

use my brother, please. And stand near a window.

[ForrestGump]

32. :D

You are too kind.

Roger wilco...

[Heidi]

24. Cheese cleanup on Aisle 3.

[ForrestGump]

29. :-O

:rofl:

:D

:rofl:


His boots! It's eating through his boots!

[Heidi]

33. In other news:

The War on Cheese raged on in the Swiss canton of Appenzell, where police
liberated yet another infant from the clutches of fondue-addicted parents.
The child was treated with Immodium AD and released into
the custody of vegan relatives.

[ForrestGump]

35. It's such a shame. A national tragedy. Where will it all end?

:rofl:

:loveya:

[Heidi]

37. And remember, Forrest:

[ForrestGump]

38. Thank you for that

:D


I'll share it with certain Wisconsinites (Wisconsinese?) -- we must stop this epidemic!

[merh]

9. You rock!

:yourock:

:hug: :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

12. ...and you roll, baby!

[bridgit]

13. do i have to be your friend...

x( cause the rest makes allot of sense :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

26. Yeah

:D

I read it somewhere in the DU rules. Sorry. :-)

[bridgit]

27. all right...

[ForrestGump]

31. Help! Moderators! She just castrated me!

And now she's taunting me with them!



I mean...

<higher-pitched voice>

Now she's taunting me with them! Eeee-hee.

[southlandshari]

34. Toughen up, Gump.

You'll get no sympathy from me on this thread!

:P

[ForrestGump]

36. Well, at least she didn't say "suck 'em up" or "grow a pair,"

I suppose. :-)

I wonder if doing the puppydog eyes thing will make a difference....

[Wapsie B]

15. A fiend?

:shrug:

If it wasn't so late I could think of a whitty comeback line.

:)

[ForrestGump]

19. How about...

nah..me, neither. :D

[southlandshari]

20. Well, I used to.

Until you made fun of my nice Christmas parade thread with this inane copy cat...

:cry:


Shoulda left you out in the cold, Gump!

:banghead:

[ForrestGump]

25. Uh-oh

She's back. Speak quietly. Act normal...

Hi!



Look! Santa!