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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:33 PM
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Is it wrong for me to throw cats at things that nearly bit me?
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:37 PM
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1. I assume by the "rofl" smiley that you are joking?
:o
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:37 PM
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2. It is a copycat thread
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 12:22 AM
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8. Ohhhhhh, I see
I'll have to seek out the original then. ;-)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:40 PM
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3. Live or dead?
:shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:41 PM
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4. It's wrong to throw cats
You grab 'em by the tail, swing 'em around and fling 'em.



Really... they like it!



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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 12:33 AM
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9. * gasp *
:spank:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 12:44 AM
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10. From 'Interesting People' (Episode 11)
(Man holding cat enters.)

Compère: That is Tiddles, I believe?

Man: Yes, this is Tiddles.

Compère: Yes, and what does she do?

Man: She flies across the studio and lands in a bucket of water.

Compère: By herself?

Man: No, I fling her.

Compère: Well that's extremely interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Don Savage and Tiddles.

(Man whirls the cat round and round. He lets go of the cat, it fiies across studio. A hollow splash and a miaow. Quick shot of a real cat sitting in a bucket.)

Dove: (shouting) I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat!

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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:25 AM
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13. I find they like being put in the dryer better.
It works a whole lot better than dryer sheets, I can tell you that much! No static cling at all if you toss one in.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:06 AM
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15. Yeah, but the clothes end up smelling like cat piss.
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:10 AM
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17. Fabreeze > Cat piss
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 11:07 AM
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19. Perhaps, but I would still like to skip the whole cat piss step.
Is there anyway I can dry my clothes without urine being involved?
:shrug:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 11:18 AM
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21. Not let your cat have any water a day before doing laundry maybe?
:shrug:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:42 PM
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5. No n/t
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:42 PM
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6. I used to have flying cats in my house
when I drank a lot.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 11:44 PM
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7. Oh dear, my dear KitchenWitch..........
I'm going to have to call the ASPCA on you......

















J/K

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slybacon9 Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 12:48 AM
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11. No
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 06:25 AM
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12. Why am I picturing the crazy cat lady from the Simpsons
:evilgrin: (sorry, couldn't find a pic of her on short notice).
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 09:35 AM
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14. OMG! What's next?
cat juggling?

Panic in the streets! Nazis on dinosaurs! The end of the world as we know it!

:hide:









:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:07 AM
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16. Bowling with chinchillas.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 10:10 AM
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18. I'm Awake Now!


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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 11:08 AM
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20. Like the cat lady, from the Simpsons?
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