It's all about the tits.

[redqueen]

http://www.thebreastcancersite.com

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

1. ....

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

2. YAY!

I don't know if it's for real, but I've been clicking this thing daily for months now. :blush:

I figured what the hey... why not post it here and maybe get a few more clicks? :)

[KitchenWitch]

3. Right on sistah!

Also remember to donate to your local Leukemia and Lymphoma society.

[redqueen]

8. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

Aww crap... I just remembered I'm supposed to get a mammogram. Well, I was supposed to six months ago. I need to quit putting that off.

[matcom]

4. yes........

yes it is isn't it? :applause:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Go lay down by your dish, tacoman!

:P

[matcom]

6. hey! it IS all about the TACO

unless the OP links to a breast cancer site :D

[redqueen]

12. Makes the world go round!

:crazy:

[ForrestGump]

7. Eek!

I'm a male (yes, I know, this is probably not obvious because I am such a sensitive, New Age kinda guy) and the thought of a mammogram gives me the creepies. I used to work, for a while, in that section of health care and saw the finishd films...the whole squishing thing, on what I imagine is a cold surface, just made my gonadal units head north out of empathy.

I hope they've since improved things...I've heard that there are newer technologies that are more humane. Perhaps they finally asked a woman for some design tips.

And, really, redqueen...when I saw the thread title, I was certain that I'd open it to see a pair of these:



(I had to go quite a way in Google before "great tits" started turning up pictures of birds...took me forever)

[redqueen]

9. hahahaha

Well sorry to put you through what must have been a torturous search. :P

I think hearing stories like yours there is part of why I've put off getting mine for so long. :scared:

[ForrestGump]

18. Get thee to a boobiesquisher!

The discomfort will fade and you'll be covered. Out the door with ye, young lady!

I empathize, though: I'm getting to the point in years where my next physical might include a prostate exam :o

Hold me... :scared:

[redqueen]

22. Yeah...

I know I should.

Thankfully I've succesfully procrastinated until the doctor's office is closed. Guess I'll just have to wait till tomorrow to call. :P

Hey, ya never know... you might like it! ;)

[ForrestGump]

24. :o

:o


:o


:o


(and, yeah, that's pretty much how I think my face'll look)

There'll be candlelight and soft music, at the very least, I hope.


NOTE TO SELF: send redqueen nagging PMs every day 'til she goes...and require photographic proof that she DID go

[redqueen]

25. heh

Just relax and think of England. :rofl:

[ForrestGump]

26. :P

Cold, gray, drab, and with bad food?

Well, at least my body won't betray my prostate's glee, with that kind of vision in mind. :o

[redqueen]

28. Why would you want to betray the glee?

Sing to the heavens!

~Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found yooooooooou!~

[ForrestGump]

29. What knockers!

And thanks for making me almost choke to death, MS queen. :D

[Dangerously Amused]

53. Mammograms are NO reason to put off getting tits.

[KitchenWitch]

10. Nope, it is still a squishy procedure

I am not sure which is worse...being a buxom woman (I am) and getting them mashed, or being more petite and trying to mash them.

[ForrestGump]

19. I was impressed, and worried, that

they managed to make pretty much every woman's look like a pancake. :wince:

At least it's not permanent, though.

(And some of the implants look kind of freaky)

[matcom]

11. you poor thing ("took me forever")

:rofl:

how many RIGHT CLICKS were performed on your way to such "FOWL KNOWLEDGE"

:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

21. :D

Shhhh...I'm still looking.

Always had a strong interest in birds.


Ee, by gum.

[Beaverhausen]

13. There are great gift ideas at the stores on those sites

I did quite a bit of christmas shopping there. Really unique and unusual gifts. And part of the profits go to the charities!

[redqueen]

15. Wahey!

What a great idea!

I was only going to click... and click and click and click.

I'll have to browse around a bit and see what's there. Thanks! :D

[Beaverhausen]

41. If you have any animal lovers on your list, that site has great stuff

Also lots of nice jewelry, fun household nicknacks and other goodies.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

14. What about the ass?

http://www.democrats.org/

[redqueen]

16. Well the two do go together, naturally.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

17. Ass day is not until next week

Do not confuse Tit Day with Ass Day...

[In_The_Wind]

20. Yes, it is!

[redqueen]

23. Glad you agree!

:hi:

[cally]

27. Thanks Redqueen

and go get your mamogram now. It's important.

[redqueen]

30. Thanks...

I will TRY to remember to call about an appointment tomorrow. :hi:

I know it's very important... my great grandmother died of breast cancer.

[Wapsie B]

31. Yes it is.

But in a great way. :thumbsup:

Not that marveling in the wonders of God's handiwork is a bad thing mind you. :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

35. lol

Yeah, God's handiwork... right. :P

[Wapsie B]

45. Oh yee of little faith.

;-)

The beauty that is a woman is what makes me believe there is truly a god in the heavens.

[redqueen]

52. Awwwwww

:D

I feel that same way about sunsets... and clouds... and all kindsa other stuff.

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. ...

:hide:

[redqueen]

36. hahahaha

That's great!

[HEyHEY]

33. Ah, I almost forgot what they looked like

[redqueen]

37. What kind of porn are you lookin at?

:wtf:

[HEyHEY]

39. I don't want to become one of those guys that RELIES

On it, so I rarely look.

[redqueen]

40. Really?

Impressive!

[HEyHEY]

42. Well, I figure

The only way to become even more frustrated about not getting any, is to constantly remind myself OTHERS are.

[ForrestGump]

43. Dude

Word

Represent

[HEyHEY]

44. And even more so others are getting paid to do it

SO those of us that aren't can look at them? What the fuck is that?Could you imagine if we paid people to take pics of them eating food to send to Africa?

[redqueen]

47. What a way to look at it!

:(

Not the perspective I choose, that's for sure.

[HEyHEY]

50. Well, that was a joke more so

[redqueen]

51. Twas a very sad joke.

:(

Now every time I look at porn, I'm gonna be thinking about starving kids in Africa.

You've ROONED it!

[Deja Q]

34. huh?!

That ain't no tit, or at least what I know them to look like!

[redqueen]

38. heh... no, that doesn't look much like a tit, you're right.

Looks fine to me, though. :P

[HEyHEY]

46. I went to the site? Where are the boob pics?

I demand boobie pics!

[redqueen]

48. hehehehehehehe

Not EVEN gonna say what I'm thinking...

[HEyHEY]

49. Hmmm, I demand to know that!

[redqueen]

54. bump

:7