Just for matcom

[Shell Beau]

His dream lady!!

















Enjoy! And don't make a mess! :crazy:

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Those aren't real.

:P

[Shell Beau]

2. Uh oh! He's gonna get mad!!

:rofl:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Excuse me while I adjourn to the men's room....

[ForrestGump]

6. Occupied

Go away

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

17. Then I'll just do it on your keyboard.

Sucks to be you! Have fun with the cleanup!

[ForrestGump]

23. Vacant! Vacant!

:scared:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

27. Works every time.

:evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Print Screen Print Screen Print Screen!!!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

5. Oh! And for you too!!

;)

[In_The_Wind]

7. I know one or two other DUers who will love you for this thread!

[Shell Beau]

8. Well matcom hasn't even showed his appreciation yet!!

I will remember that!! :silly:

[kick-ass-bob]

9. well, uh, yes he has.

:yoiks:

[Shell Beau]

12. Well I must have missed it!!

:P Or maybe I don't even want to know! :o

[kick-ass-bob]

16. I don't think you do!

[In_The_Wind]

10. Ahem ...

maybe he's too busy ...

[Shell Beau]

13. LOL!!

:rofl: :spray:

[In_The_Wind]

19. I love to make you ...

Smile

[matcom]

11. OH, MY, GAWD!!

haven't seen that first one before :bounce:

Shell, I LOVE YOU!

in fact, YOU are invited to my first date with Kelly!

THE THREE OF US!! :D

:bounce:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. ....and the silicon.

:hi: :bounce: :P :P :P

[kick-ass-bob]

18. are they attached to her body?

that's real enough for me!

:P

[matcom]

20. *SLING*

you played the "Silicon Card" again :D

:hide:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. I can't help it....Something about her.

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

15. LOL!

She is pretty HOT!! You may not want me there!! :o

[gmoney]

21. But can she match your booty dance?

I'd bet not... go Shell Beau, go Shell Beau, it's your birthday, it's your birthday...

[Shell Beau]

24. LOL!!

[kick-ass-bob]

25. Here's another one for matcom:

:7





There. I changed it. :D

[Shell Beau]

26. First of all, that is a bad pic! Second of all,

why would you put my pic in a thread where Kelly Brook's pics are! That only makes my pic look even worse!! :o





:P :silly:

[kick-ass-bob]

28. it's not like you have a dearth of pics to choose from!!

What's a stalker guy supposed to do?

If you don't like it, why'd you post it? :P


plus, hers are airbrushed.

[Shell Beau]

31. Hahahaha!

Oh, but I do! Let's see! These are all on DU somewhere (even though all of them still look bad next to Kelly Brook)
(wedding pic looks okay)

(even this one looks better)




(ooh, look at the bike, ooh)


(fuzzy, but cute)





See, all of those pics to choose from!!!! But still, next to her, I am chopped liver!! :P

[kick-ass-bob]

33. There, I changed it.

now matcom will have scooter envy as well.

:P

[Shell Beau]

34. Yay!!

:bounce:



I posted it b/c it was a different one! All of my good pics are up in the attic and I am not about to go digging around for a good pic! :P




And that isn't my bike, but don't tell anyone!

[matcom]

35. SHELL SCOOTER ENVY!!

:bounce:

[redqueen]

29. Who is she?

Actress? Model? ????

Nice boobs! :P

[kick-ass-bob]

30. who cares!?

:P


also, I have no idea. :rofl:

[redqueen]

32. Bah!

:spank:

[ForrestGump]

36. Kelly Brook

I think it's an E cup. :D

Can't think why or how I'd remember such a thing... O8)

[Shell Beau]

38. Hmmm!

I wonder why you would remember such a thing!!! :crazy: ;)

[ForrestGump]

40. Beats the hell out of me

:D

E, I say...comes after D in the alphabet. E. I guess that's how I remembered it.

[redqueen]

39. hahahahahahahaha

I *know* her name, silly... didn't need to know the cup size, but.... um... thanks anyhow?

Is she famous for her looks or what, is what I'm wondering.

[ForrestGump]

41. :D

Yep, I believe she is basically known for her looks, especially the E-bits. Page 3 Girl in the Sun kind of thing, like Samantha Fox's early days.

Apparently her TV shots (movies, too, I think) haven't revealed an endless well of acting talent but, then again, she's got E-cup boobies. :eyes:

TV's the 'boob tube,' all right.

I'm starting to worry about myself...I think that my favorite of the photos above is the one in which she's wearing the most clothing, the candid of her in that outfit at some event. If I keep up at this rate, I'll be finding high-necked bodices and jumpsuit-like bathing suits sexy. :o

[redqueen]

43. Ooh I need to get one of those jumpsuit-like bathing suits.

They're so HOT! :P

[matcom]

37. British actress/model

supposedly HUGH!!!111!!! over there

:D

[redqueen]

42. Thank you!

I can see the HUGHNESS for myself. ;)

[matcom]

44. how?

my web cam isn't on :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

45. .

:rofl:

[underpants]

46. Woof

Pic#2 :wow: