For a mere $300

[KitchenWitch]

I can get a plastic, almost life sized Santa Claus for my front entryway!

I can't believe the shit some people waste their money on..."Just think, fucknuts, you have to find a place to store that fucker for the rest of the year."

[AtomicKitten]

1. What do you mean, store it?

If I spend $300 on that sucker, it's up all year.

[KitchenWitch]

2. good point!

:rofl:

[Metta]

3. A guy here had a Santa using a toilet as a sled.

Driving the raindeer. Caused quite a stir among the more rigid and less educated.

[AtomicKitten]

4. In the town where I used to live

this family would put out a manger scene with full size players and would include a full size Sylvester the Cat in the gathering around the manger. Really funny.

[khashka]

5. Oh dear gods!

My mother just moved 43 boxes of Xmas decorations into her house from storage.

"Aren't you going to help me decorate?"

I'd rather slit my own throat with a rusty steak knife. But I'm gonna end up doing it anyway.....


Khash.