Skinner and Ann Coulter sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

[ForrestGump]

Just testing a theory... :D

Plagiarized, but with love, from ih8thegop

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4400154

[Shell Beau]

1. Ooooh!

:spank:




:rofl:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Nice knowin' ya Forrest.

:hi: I smell frozen pizza. :D

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. wow, that was fast! n/t

[Shell Beau]

5. Surely he didn't really get TS'd!!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

7. but this doesn't lie

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=125442

it doesn't mean he wont be back...

[Shell Beau]

8. .

:wow:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. wow.

it worked.

:o

[GOPisEvil]

6. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

He's a GONER!!!!!

Never, EVER mess with Skinner. ;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. OMG!!!!!!!!

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Hmmmm ... (nt)

[Robb]

11. BWA HA HA HA!!!

Adios, fair Gump! :D

[kick-ass-bob]

12. why is there only ONE recommendation!??!

C'mon people!! This is HUGH!!1!

[Shell Beau]

14. Okay, I did it too!!

[kick-ass-bob]

16. Much better! Quite a response time too!

:thumbsup:

[LeftyMom]

13. 3 minutes from post to pizza.

Damn! :wow:

[lpbk2713]

15. Life is like a box of choklits.

:eyes:

[Err]

17. Damn!

Zapped! :o

[kick-ass-bob]

18. Jenny told you to not be a hero - just run the other way.

You should have listened.
:(

[Shell Beau]

19. But they were like peas and carrots!

[Lochloosa]

20. I don't know what to say....

really I do. Just scared to say it...:scared:

[Deep13]

21. "I know all about the crying game."

x(

[khashka]

22. Uh oh! The truth is out!

The fact that DU has never been more than Skinner's teasing foreplay to get into Ann Coulter's panties (can you say panties on DU?) has been a deep dark secret. Now that it's common knowledge.... Ooops.

Khash.

[merh]

23. No, say it ain't so!

:cry: Definitely Heartbreak Hotel. :cry:

[Shell Beau]

24. Surely this is just a lesson!

He better be back!!! x(

[hfojvt]

25. I still think it was spam filter related

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4400152&mesg_id=4400152

Or else why hasn't this thread been disappeared?

[kick-ass-bob]

26. OMG - I think you are right!

:rofl:

The timing was impeccable!

[Shell Beau]

29. What does that mean?

spam filtered?

[kick-ass-bob]

30. if you post too much too fast, a DU script thinks you are spamming

and shuts down the account.

[Shell Beau]

33. And what makes y'all think that is the case? How can you tell?

[kick-ass-bob]

34. from the link above, he had 6 or 7 posts in the same minute ALSO(on edit)

which is a clue. And it was 2 minutes after he posted the other thread.

on edit: And post # 16 started to ask another question, which he could not finish.

[Shell Beau]

35. OMG, that would be crazy if that were the case.

Talk about timing!!!! :rofl:

[merh]

32. If it was spam filter related, then others may have been sent away.

One night there were like 5 DUers that were zapped at one time. It was pretty spooky too. :freak:

I wonder who else is missing :scared:

[kick-ass-bob]

36. only if they posted so quickly, like he did in that link.

[merh]

38. Well, that makes sense, but I promise, one night it took everyone

that posted at that time. It was a time warp type of thing, ask sfexpat2000 and madeline_con and Heidi. They were zapped at the same time, just that quick.

:scared: The software had some spam glitch and southlandshari had to work to get them back. :freak:

[Call Me Wesley]

40. I just hope

it's the same here ... How can we live without Forrest Gump? He might not know what a Spam filter is, but he is .. errmm, I think it's the other way around.

:eyes:

[merh]

46. I don't know if we can exist without him.

x(

[merh]

28. Thou shalt not take the name of Skinner in vain.

:scared:



I hope it is just a lesson, I'll miss him - he has to come back. :cry:

[KitchenWitch]

27. THIS IS HUUUGGGGGHH!!!!!1111

I am SERIEEEES!

[hfojvt]

31. Hey I already said that

and pleaded for your help reviving him, as long as it does not involve sacrificing virgins ...:hide:
There are limits to friendship after all.

[KitchenWitch]

37. I sure hope it is spam filter related

He just did not strike me as a "chronic disruptor".

[Call Me Wesley]

41. I guess you're right.

Haven't seen these posts before, so my assumption was quite tricky but wrong. Tahnks for clarifying that! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

43. I promise, no virgin sacrifices here

This takes a different kind of ritual!

[Left Is Write]

39. You mean THIS Skinner, right?

[Err]

42. Maybe this Skinner?

:shrug:

[wildhorses]

44. good grief...I can't leave you guys for 2 hours

what is the buubba gump shrimp company gonna do now?

[edbermac]

45. How about 'I saw Skinner kissing Santa Claus?'

[Left Is Write]

47. Or "Santa Looked A Lot Like Skinner"

"He didn't come down the chimney, so Annie must've let him in..."

[ForrestGump]

48. Still laughing

As if the timing weren't perfect as it was, watching you lunatics just put the icing on the cake here for me... :grouphug:

And I love Vash the Stampede's prescient comment. Hey, dude, got any insight as to winning Lotto tickets this week? :D

[UrbScotty]

49. Skinner, I command you to respond to this thread! (nt)

[ForrestGump]

50. Forgive them, Skinner, they know not what they say!

Hath I not suffered enough for thine sins, my child? :P

[In_The_Wind]

51. Skinner is gonna kill you!

[ForrestGump]

53. At least I've got my marker picked out

Already. :D

[ronnykmarshall]

52. Did he shove her out of the tree?

[ForrestGump]

54. To tell the truth, I don't know WHERE

they shoved...


:hi: