Duck Season or Rabbit Season?

[RandomKoolzip]

Or "wabbit." Whatever.

Anyway, I say it's "DUCK SEASON!"

[Shell Beau]

1. Pesky wabbit

Be vewy vewy quiet!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. So it's wabbit season, then?

I still say it's duck season.

[Shell Beau]

4. It's whichever one you see first!

:o

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I've never had this much difficulty trying to start an argument before.

It's DUCK SEASON!

[Shell Beau]

8. No, it's WABBIT season!

[RandomKoolzip]

10. DUCK season!

[Shell Beau]

13. WABBIT!

[RandomKoolzip]

17. DUCK SEASON!!!!

[Shell Beau]

34. WABBIT!!!!!!

It was JUST duck season!!

[RandomKoolzip]

36. DUCK!!!!

No, really!

[Shell Beau]

40. Wabbit!!!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

42. DUCK!!!!!!!!

[Shell Beau]

44. Now, I'm getting all confwused!

[RandomKoolzip]

48. Oh...I just consulted the Farmer's Almanac....

and it turns out that it is INDEED "Earth Creature Season."

This might explain why:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5521314&mesg_id=5521314

[Shell Beau]

51. Whoa!

It's Debbie Downer!!

:tinfoilhat:

[Deep13]

37. You're dith-th-th-picable

[hfojvt]

12. So I open my refrigerator

and Elmer Fudd is sitting there.
So I ask him. "Dude, what are you doing in my refrigerator?"
He said "Isn't this a Westinghouse?"
"Yeah"
"I'm just westing."

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Two muffins are sitting in an oven....

The cook turns the oven to 350 degrees. A minute later, one muffin turns to the other and says, "is it getting hot in here or what?"

The other muffin goes, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

[Felix Mala]

53. Oh, I get it... pronoun trouble....!

[Deep13]

16. Dat's vewy, vewy bad.

What's a wok?

Something you twow at wabbits.

[hfojvt]

29. woks for me

but dirt clods work better. That is, if you don't happen to have a spear and magic helmet.

[Shell Beau]

26. Cute!

:)

[wildhorses]

2. either way we need to be vewry vewry qwiet ....

[hfojvt]

5. da da da, da da da, da da-da!!

It's dirty skunk season!!!!

More bwiefing?

More briefing.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Duck season!

[Deep13]

7. Hey laughing boy, no more buwwets!

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Duck season.

[Deep13]

14. Wabbit season!

Hocus pocus! I'm a bat!

[RandomKoolzip]

19. DUCK season!

Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain....

[Deep13]

33. WABBIT SEASON!!

Also, I'm going to blow up the earth because it obstructs my view of Venus.

[RandomKoolzip]

38. DUCK SEASON!!!!

You might, rrrrabbit, you might.......

[Deep13]

41. Only DINOs claim it is duck season.

Real progressives know it will forever be wabbit season.

He's not in this stove!!

If my friend Rocky was in this stove, would I turn the gas on?

You might rabbit.

Would I throw in this lit match?

*Explosion*

[RandomKoolzip]

43. I love the Rocky/Bugs cartoon, too.

"Shut up shuttin' up."

Anyhow, it'd be just like a Clarkie to disregard the feelings of Kerry/Duck season proponents. You kneejerk-anti-DLC/DS types make me want to vomit blood out of my eyeballs!

DUCK SEASON NOW, DUCK SEASON TOMORROW, DUCK SEASON FOREVER!!!!

[Deep13]

46. You will not crucify mankind on a duck season of gold!

[RandomKoolzip]

47. How about pewter?

Rabbit season appeaser!

[Deep13]

49. While be bicker about hunting seasons...

...Wile E. Coyote acquires weapons of mass destruction from a terr'ist network called Acme.

[RandomKoolzip]

52. And that damned surrender skunky Pepe LePew won't authorize

us to use force against Coyote.

I forsee a (tiny) mushroom cloud (at the bottom of a high desert cliff) in our future unless we invade.

[Deep13]

54. Neither will that poser, Black Jacque Chirac.

twenty-one! Har har, hardy har har.

[MN ChimpH8R]

39. Imagine that - no more buwwets

<BOOM!!>
Bugs: Woops - one buwwet left!

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

18. I thought it was football season

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

21. Who wants to hunt footballs?

I mean, they ARE tasty. But they're, like, all inert and stuff. Not sporting in the last to shoot one either.

Anyhow, I say it's duck season.

[CatWoman]

22. WABBIT SEASON!!!!

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

24. DUCK SEASON!!!!

Okay! It's official: DU can have a flamewar about anything.

[CatWoman]

30. *SNARF*

:D

WABBIT SEASON!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

35. DUCK SEASON!!!!!!!

"Screw PETA! It's duck season, dammit!"

[mac56]

60. Okay, I gotta ask -

Where did that animated GIF come from?

I can't look away.

[terrya]

20. Nah...it's Elmer Season

:-)

[RandomKoolzip]

23. As in the glue?

I tried getting high on Elmer's glue once. I had the damnedest time trying to roll a joint with that stuff!

[Deep13]

50. I knew Elmer Fudd. Elmer Fudd was a friend of mine.

Senator, you're no Elmer Fudd!

[Dukkha]

57. It sure is!

shhhhh! Be very very quiet. We're hunting Elmer's

hahahahahahahahaha!

[MN ChimpH8R]

25. "Why, it's baseball season, sonny!"

Daffy: Did you get rid of him?
Bugs: Yeah; and by the way, just between the two of us, what season is it anyway?
Daffy: Why everyone knows that it's really duck season.
<Hunters arise from behind rocks and trees and blast Daffy to smithereens>
Daffy (to Bugs): You are despicable....


Th..th..that's all, folks.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. I STILL love that cartoon.

Nevertheless, it's duck season.

[ThoughtCriminal]

27. What epoch is it?

[RandomKoolzip]

31. Did you make that? That's sweet.

It's duck quarter-century!

[ThoughtCriminal]

45. Yes

I was looking at the rocks and it just popped into my head.

[laylah]

32. Actually,

here in Illinois it is BOTH wabbit and quacker season.

Jenn

[EstimatedProphet]

55. Duck season, in most states in the US

For example, here's New York:

http://www.dec.state.ny.us/website/press/pressrel/2005/2005106.html

[redqueen]

56. Duck season!

[DinahMoeHum]

58. Cheney Season! Bush Season!

:evilgrin:

[mac56]

59. "Sowwy, fewwas, but I'm a vegetewwian!"

nm