Don't you hate when you have to pee....

[Wetzelbill]

but you don't want to leave your computer because you are in the middle of something. I am trying to write and essay on Bosnia, plus check back and forth on DU. I'm seriously trying to concentrate and write, but I know if I get up and go to bathroom, it'll break my concentration and I'll forget my thoughts on what to write next. Yet, because I have to pee so badly after holding it for the last 30 minutes or so, that my concentration is screwed anyway. Still, I don't want to get up.

Dammit, I better just go do it.

[ForrestGump]

1. Just close your eyes and think of Bosnia.

Man, what a job he had, huh? Hanging out with the Angels by the pool and on the beeyatch and wherever else...

[Floogeldy]

2. You think you've got pee problems?

Well think again.

}(

[KitchenWitch]

3. Hey, ain't that what Depends are for?

:silly:

[Heidi]

4. My understanding

is that Depends were first developed so that diehard football fans wouldn't have to get up from the sofa to answer nature's call. :shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

25. I wouldn't doubt that

especially around the area where you are originally from. That whole area of the States is so nuts about football that they would pee themselves before they'd miss a snap. :)

[LVdem]

5. Just put your hand in a bowl of water...

everything will be just fine.

Is that the sound of rushing water, possibly a waterfall?

[ForrestGump]

12. You know, I rather think it IS

a waterfall!











:evilgrin:

[ashling]

30. Well done

:applause:

[ForrestGump]

33. Gracias! Gracias! Goodness gracias!

I see that you are well-versed in the art of tormenting Wetzelbills. :-)

Somebody has to do it!

[Dangerously Amused]

31. That was the MEANEST funny thing I've seen in a long time.

Or maybe it was the funniest mean thing.


One can never be too sure with a scalawag such as yourself.

[ForrestGump]

34. Et tu, mademoiselle,

tu get the hunka hunka burning love.

For medicinal purposes... :D

[Wetzelbill]

13. you are damn lucky I already went

otherwise I would have.. well, actually I can't really do anything about it. :)

[ashling]

17. Next time,

keep a pee can next to your computer

[Wetzelbill]

19. that's not a half bad idea

[In_The_Wind]

6. Yes

But I hate it worse if the feeling hits when I'm between rest stops while I'm driving.

*warning* next chance for gas 34 miles

[Wetzelbill]

15. oh and every mile seems like an eternity

[ashling]

22. Depends on how many miles

you get to the gallon. ... This would be one of those times you want one of those fancy high mileage bladders.

[AtomicKitten]

7. When your bladder explodes you'll learn to budget your time better.

[DanCa]

8. I hate it when you itch in public.

Do you scratch or dont scratch? And just remember sometimes no matter how hard you try your going to get some on your leg.

[texas1928]

9. Depends.

N/t

[KitchenWitch]

10. great pun!

[texas1928]

36. Thanks

(takes bow)

[Floogeldy]

11. This thread is in violation in DU rules.

It is a hugh bodily function thread. But I'm not going to piss in your Cheerios over it. Not gonna rain on your parade. Not gonna write your name in the snow by clicking the "Alert" button. No. Not me. No golden showers by The Floogeldy Man. I'm not gonna do that and try to get your post flushed.

You're just going to have to eat the yellow snow yourself, if you want to do something about it!

}(

[Wetzelbill]

20. nicely done

you were on a roll.

[Floogeldy]

42. Thanks

:)

[ashling]

14. Note: is this permitted?

[Wetzelbill]

16. it probably is not

but the mods love me. :)

No really. At least they do.

[ashling]

24. I mean, is the bathroom break permitted?

[Wetzelbill]

26. I hope so otherwise I just did something illegal

:)

[ashling]

29. Better ask Condi

apparently she is the go to gal on these things.

[Wetzelbill]

18. Locking

Just kidding. I have no power around here!!!!! Why do you think I suck up to SouthlandShari all the time. She has the power!!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

21. Meh, this is mild

for tonight, anyway!

[Wetzelbill]

23. oh it's mild for any night

a thread practically has to draw blood when you read it to get locked around here. :)

[southlandshari]

37. Learn something new every day...

You are only sucking up to me because I'm a mod?

And all this time I thought you were posting sweet nothings because you are dying to kiss me under the mistletoe!

:cry:

[Wetzelbill]

40. well, your sex appeal doesn't hurt either

:)

[ContraBass Black]

27. Gee thanks.

Crap, I'm creeping around the lounge instead of writing my proposal again.

[Wetzelbill]

28. yeah I really should be finishing this thing off

I'm getting tired too. I need to get up early and study as well. Damn, life is tough. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

32. Tie it in a knot and wait, dear.

[ForrestGump]

35. A double bow would be good

Not that my eyes ever stray in the DU gentlemen's locker room, mind you...

[Lochloosa]

38. Just line 'em up...

[mattomjoe]

39. Two words--

stadium pal

[ghostsofgiants]

41. A pain I know all too well...

Hunger is also quite annoying.

[eeyore]

43. You need to buy the internet urinal from Archie McPhee...

Kind of nasty, but I'm sure it would get the job done.

Plus, for the ladies it has a "handy female adapter".

http://www.mcphee.com/items/10727.html

[Left_Winger]

44. I know what you mean....

Try being in front of a class and have over 30 minutes to go before you can go; and that last cup of coffee is deciding to make its presence known. The closest loo is a five minute walk from my room and I can't just leave 25 teenagers alone for over ten minutes.