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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:37 AM
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Have an ATV? Got God? Well this club's 4 U.



www.4wheelin4christ.com

Seriously, you can tear up God's beautiful earth with big knobby balloon tires, and at the same time get corporate sponsorship and business donations, all while celebrating your Christianity.






Yes, that thing on the 4-wheeler in the last photo IS a woman.

(This isn't knocking Christianity. It's knocking those idiots who do whatever selfish activity "in the name of Christ.")

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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 04:54 AM
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1. I am responding to this post
in the name of Christ.

Or would that be selfish of me?
I am egoizing.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:12 AM
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2. I'm sorry, I would love to join
But I'm far to busy clearing rainforests for Christ.

If I'm ever done with this hobby I'll be sure to look this group up again though.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:21 AM
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6. I certainly hope you're using a tree friendly chain saw! nt
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:46 PM
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15. But of course--to do otherwise would be unthinkable!
;-)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 05:16 AM
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3. Juggler For Jesus.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:14 AM
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4. janitor for Jesus
that'd be me. "So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31 ;)
That juggler looks pretty skilled, and he is not on the same order as a group of people who go "vroom, vroom, wheeeee" on their expensive and dangerous toys. Not that four-wheeling is necessarily evil, or the people who do it morally depraved, but I am hard pressed to see how that hobby is any kind of "service to the Lord".
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 09:42 AM
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14. Maybe I overthink things,
but I agree with you on this. For people who believe in God, any good thing done well could be said to glorify God. (I do believe in God, but I don't think he/she much cares whether I glorify him/her, as long as I'm not wrecking things for other human beans or myself. :shrug: )

Heidi, painting for both income and satisfaction. ;)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:19 AM
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5. Great! But, only if I can take my JOTH!
Wheeeeeeee!

Only thing better would be if I could take my GUNS!

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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:22 AM
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7. Because Jesus surely said,
"You will ride your four-wheeler in my name until all grassy areas are mud and all natural fossil fuels are gone from this earth." :crazy:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:26 AM
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8. Hey, how do you think J.C. made it to the top of that Temple Mount!
It was on an ATV, baby.

Gunned that sucker right up there... Throwing mud and such all
around!

Yeeeehaw!

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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:30 AM
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9. And it had rockets!
:rofl:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:41 AM
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11. *bows head in silent reflection*
I had no idea the Good Book was an off-road guide.

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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:35 AM
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10. Nuking all the non-believers for Jesus
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:43 AM
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12. Jesus prefers racing bigger vehicles


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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 08:47 AM
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13. That's too much!
:rofl:
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-05 11:50 PM
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16. I'm waiting for "Nudists for Christ" nt
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