in the spirit of the WAR ON CHRISTMAS

[datasuspect]

who will you include in your secular humanist nativity scene?

three wise men: john lennon, malcolm x, bertrand russell

mary: madalyn murray o'hair

joseph: bishop don "magic" juan (or snoop dogg)

baby jesus: a suckling goat

assorted figures of penguins, cats, and squirrels

did i leave anything out?

[Burma Jones]

1. Star of Bethlehem - a Bare 60 watt bulb

Angels - Bikers
The Manger - A leaky basement ala Reservoir Dogs.....

[datasuspect]

3. with a bare hanging lightbulb?

i was thinking of a crack house or shooting gallery, but these images aren't necessarily consistent with a secular humanist ethos (although the imagery would be nice and jarring).

[Burma Jones]

4. Jarring is good

and it would reflect the rejection suffered by the original couple....

[datasuspect]

5. i like the cut of your jib

[mopinko]

2. ok, john lennon, yes

carl sagan, and albert einstein.

mary- eleanor roosevelt
joseph- george clooney
baby jesus- rosemary's baby

and there would have to be some dogs. a boxer, or a mastiff of some sort, plus some terriers to get the rats in the barn.