how many girls would let THIS guy massage them....

[ForrestGump]

Oops. I think I threw up, just a little, in the back of my mouth.

I apologize for any nightmares. :o

[Heidi]

1. Just for clarification,

are those ears, or handles? :shrug:

[ForrestGump]

2. Handles? Please. I don't think we want to go THERE.

:puke:

Ew. Threw up rather a lot, this time.

[Heidi]

3. Just askin.

For clarification, ya know. :evilgrin:

Now, go brush your teeth, Forrest.

[ForrestGump]

4. Yes, ma'am

[NMMNG]

5. Brusha Brusha Brusha

Brusha, Brusha, Brusha. Here's the new Ipana with a brand new flavor, It's dandy for your te-e-e-e-eth.

[ForrestGump]

7. Ha!

:rofl:

You do that really well!

[NMMNG]

18. I just remember it from the movie "Grease"

I'm much better at "Look at me I'm Sandra Dee"....

[ForrestGump]

19. Me, too. I mean,

the Ipana ad, 'cos I'm sure that you're better at "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" than I could ever be. I'm more equipped for "Greased Lightning." :-)

And I swear I'll keep my pelvis off you. I'm very well behaved, that way. Usually.

[NMMNG]

21. I trust you

After all, I look nothing like Salma Hayek. :P

[ForrestGump]

23. Neither do I, yet I

still don't trust me with myself. ;-)

[NMMNG]

27. Maybe you need some of these

They ought to keep you under control. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

29. Oh, it's all about control, with you, is it?

Okay. :D

But pink? Pink? Please...leave me some testosterone-soaked semblance of male dignity...

[NMMNG]

31. Well then, just use the ones Salma is holding

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

34. But I swallowed the key last night

Got a hacksaw cut on my right wrist as proof. :-(

[NMMNG]

35. Oh well, you're on your own then

Unless you have some good rope. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

37. Just this velvet stuff

Don't know what it's good for, though... :-)

[NMMNG]

39. Use your imagination

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

43. Oh, NOW you're opening up a real Pandora's Box

:evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

44. No doubt

:P

[Robeson]

6. Is that before or after he licks down his hair and comb......

....:puke:

[ForrestGump]

8. May I join you in your vomit?

The real problem is when he starts licking the massage recipient's hair.. :-(

[supernova]

9. Ewww, Forrest!

Maybe he'll bring his comb...

:yoiks:

[ForrestGump]

10. Sorry

I mean, sorry for the image -- most definitely -- but also sorry for licking your hair. I just got carried away with the love in this room.... :o

Here, you can use my comb to fix your hair up right.

[supernova]

11. Thanks

I had to get rid of that cowlick.

[ForrestGump]

20. Moooooooooooo

Toldja this here cowboy could lick ya, pardner. :D

[supernova]

26. Well,

I think I feel another cowlick coming on....

[ForrestGump]

30. Here I come, lickety-split

-enz. :-)

Not that you have any, of course.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Err ~ I'll pass!

[Lochloosa]

13. SEX THREAD.....SEX THREAD

licking hair....cowlicks...ear handles....

come on Mods....shut it down. I have not had my breakfast yet.:puke:

[baldguy]

14. Didn't he used to run a bar?

[DS1]

15. Well, if I were a chick

I'd let him start, then tell him I'd brought him some flowers, then fart in his face.

Kinda like Iraq

[MsAnthropy]

16. Are repuke men naturally ugly?

for example:
Wolfie
Cheney
Rummy
W
Perle
Scooter
and on and on and on

whereas, we have:
Dean
Clark
Edwards
Forrest Gump
and on and on and on!

:D

[MissMillie]

17. ya know..... I was just enjoying my breakfast.

bacon and all....

thanks a lot.

[FuzzySlippers]

22. Damn you!!!

:spank:

[ForrestGump]

24. Missed a spot

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

25. Well, how about now?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[ForrestGump]

32. I think

I think

I think

I think

I think you got ittttt...

[conflictgirl]

28. Ewwww. You should've given more of a warning! nt

[ForrestGump]

33. Good point

WARNING: do not look at this thread unless you have a very sturdy constitution and are willing to view an image that is disturbingly graphic and may lead to yak-bothering and other antisocial behaviors. I repeat, do not look at this thread unless you are one tough madre. In addition, some of the visions provoked by the posts within this thread may not be suitable for audiences of the species Homo sapiens.

Thank you.

[Dangerously Amused]

36. I'm a Hetero sapien.

Does the warning still apply?

Cuz if it does, then I won't look around in here. My virgin eyes and all.










Ohhh, maybe just a little peek.

Now and then.

:hide:

[ForrestGump]

38. I knew I should have broadened the demographic! One question, though:

who is your virgin, and what do their eyes have to do with anything? :P

[Dangerously Amused]

40. Don't you hate it when people answer a question with a question?

What… is your name?

What… is your quest?

What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[ForrestGump]

42. Could you repeat the question, please?

[Dangerously Amused]

45. Come again?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

46. Are you sure?

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

47. Why not?

And with this post, my dear, you spirit me right out of the 700 Club!

Oh how can I ever repay you?


:D

[ForrestGump]

48. Repay me?

Come again?

I'll have to think of something...hmmm...






Out of the darkness!

Congratulations!

[Dangerously Amused]

50. A box of chocolates?

Underwear from Kmart?

The Holy Grail?


You name it baby, it's yours!



And, thank you.

[RoyGBiv]

41. Ahh! My EYES!!!

Rather appropriate ... The Wolf.

[ForrestGump]

49. Looks more like the

southbound end of a northbound wolf. :-)

Sorry about your eyes. Here, borrow these -- they not only will protect your eyes but they'll let you see him as he really is...