How many Girls Would Let Me Massage them?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

:evilgrin:

this is a copycat

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4379850

[Beer Snob-50]

1. could i pretend to be a girl

and get the massage??

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. sure!

:P

[Beer Snob-50]

3. thank you!!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

4. I would

I love being massaged!

[flvegan]

13. Can I watch?

[LeftyMom]

14. Wow, I fugured that'd get a response from you in less than 10 minutes

Busy day at work? ;)

[flvegan]

15. Nah, I'm in the other thread offering to give one.

No takers.

No surprise, though.

[LeftyMom]

16. I didn't see that.

I'd take you up on the kind offer, of course.

[Dangerously Amused]

41. If you do get any takers...

...and I expect you will... remember you're already booked for Christmas.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. you can do anything you want to dear!

:P

[flvegan]

27. Anything?

See, I might offer you a back rub, but I read that you don't want to be offered one...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. where did i say that?

i said i wouldnt let some people give me back rubs...under certain conditions :P

[flvegan]

29. In the orig thread, you said

12. "my point is if i didnt want to sleep with you i wouldnt let you"

That can only mean...:woohoo:

[MsAnthropy]

5. Not if you're one of "you people"

:scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. i am a more "us people" than "you people"

:)

[Misunderestimator]

7. Yes indeed... if lioness is an xx person...

I want nothing to do with it.

[Devra]

8. depends, are you any good?

[BlueIris]

9. Right here.

I am dying for a nice shoulder massage.

[ismnotwasm]

10. Me! Me!

I love a good massage.

[Shell Beau]

11. If people are offering massages, I don't care what or who

they are! I am willing to accept any massages! :P

[anarch]

12. all this talk about massage

is making me very aware of how much my back is aching. I wonder if my insurance will cover massage therapy, if I go to the doctor and complain that my back pain is ruining my work productivity or something....

[cfield]

17. It would be so sexy to be massaged by

another woman; any time you want to give, I'm up for receiving. (I'll give back too of course.) But I'm with Shell, I don't care who the massage is coming from, I'll accept it gladly!

[ForrestGump]

19. I'll put the saxophone music playing

Pay no attention to the cameras... :o

[Beaverhausen]

20. As a certified massage therapist, I resent all these threads

I would hope everyone knows by now the difference between a therapeutic massage and the "foreplay" massage. :hi:

[Beer Snob-50]

21. there is a difference???

just curious

[ForrestGump]

22. I don't know

It's very confusing...

[Beer Snob-50]

24. you understand!!!

this can be very theraputic!

[ForrestGump]

34. You speak the truth

Just look at the smile on his face. :-)

[Dangerously Amused]

42. I don't know... I don't have a harry novak FOR presentation...

You think she's let me in anyway?

[ForrestGump]

46. I think a trimmed or shaven novak would also be acceptable

:o

Let me rephrase that.

Or let me not. :P

[Dangerously Amused]

48. My novak likes your novak.

:7

[Beaverhausen]

23. Yes there is! I would think their names are self explanatory

Therapeutic Massage is a healing treatment that has been around for thousands of years.

http://www.amtamassage.org/news/youknow.html


"back rubs" AKA the foreplay massage...probably have too!

[GumboYaYa]

38. As a marathon runner who sometimes can't walk unless someone

has worked my hamstrings, I know exactly what you are talking about. I have had massages where I could swear the masseuse was a sadistic bastard trying to kill me, but damn did it ever help me move the next day. I can assure you that there is nothing sexual about that kind of massage.

Regardless, lioness, you can give me a massage any time you want darlin.

[redqueen]

25. I would!

:7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. yay

:)

[Aristus]

30. That's it, I'm requesting gender re-assignment surgery pronto!

If it is successful, lioness, could I get a massage then? B-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. sure love!

[Aristus]

33. Beautiful! I can't wait! (For the massage, not the surgery.)

I'll check in again right before I get "the chop". :+

[WCGreen]

32. Just call me Christina......

Yowwsaaa

[ghostsofgiants]

35. I've been mistaken for a girl a few times...am I eligible?

[In_The_Wind]

36. I've enjoyed the touch of male and female masseuses, so I would.

[gardenista]

37. It depends... Are you a Ladypeople?

If so, you can massage me all you want, but if you a Manpeople, you have to buy me dinner first. Make that five dinners.

[Redstone]

39. Mrs R said she would,

She's seen your pictures.

Redstone

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. say thank you to Mrs R for me

:P

[Redstone]

44. Will do.

In some of your pictures, you look a bit like her. Same skin color, that's for sure.

Redstone

[Arkana]

43. If I put on a wig and pretend to be a woman, does it count?

:P

[Dangerously Amused]

45. Sure, provided you are as easy to get along with as an animal.

Hey, do you wanna hear the world's most chauvinistic joke?


:rofl:

[NMMNG]

47. I would

:-)