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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:32 AM Original message |
Attention please: Kitchen Witch is looking for a virgin. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
1. Can you get your virginity back after a certain period of time? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. ummm.....NO! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:39 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Good, then I won't be sacrificed. |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:44 AM Response to Reply #2 |
9. The Fundies say you can |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:47 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. yeah, that is ethically sound |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:56 AM Response to Reply #11 |
24. Yep---sin like crazy then repent and have it all "washed away" |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 AM Response to Reply #9 |
31. Um, er, wait a minute |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:12 AM Response to Reply #31 |
40. Sure, why not? |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:42 AM Response to Reply #40 |
51. Man, have we got work to do! |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:48 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. That could work--they could be your mini raviolis |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:50 AM Response to Reply #52 |
53. Oh, it just keeps getting better! |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:07 AM Response to Reply #53 |
54. I don't know |
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GrpCaptMandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 02:29 AM Response to Reply #54 |
55. Tired old chestnut of a joke . . . |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:57 AM Response to Reply #55 |
56. Cute--I've never heard that one before |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 PM Original message |
no, no, NO! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:40 AM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Well, there is a group out there.... |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
3. we could go to |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:56 AM Response to Reply #3 |
25. If you've got the money, I'm game. |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:37 AM Response to Original message |
4. Sorry, I've already seen "Rocky Horror". Can't help you. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
7. Yikes!!!! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:43 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. PSSST - KW - |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Garlic and water do not work on me! |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:47 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. How about |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #13 |
15. Hmm |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:53 AM Response to Reply #15 |
19. I think she might be able to help you: |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:54 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. HAHA |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:56 AM Response to Reply #13 |
23. Upon review, make it a Chuck Foreman jersey and we have a deal! |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 AM Response to Reply #23 |
32. No can do |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. I would settle for Joey Browner then! |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #34 |
41. and I usually am not |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:14 AM Response to Reply #41 |
42. LOL |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:17 AM Response to Reply #32 |
43. I see your Tarkenton, and raise you a Favre. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:17 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. Destroying a Favre jersey would be no sacrifice for me |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:29 AM Response to Reply #43 |
49. wholly shite |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:48 AM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Perhaps... but he is young and tender. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:52 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Ha. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:55 AM Response to Reply #18 |
21. But my dear hfojvt - |
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antigone382 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:47 AM Response to Original message |
12. Ummm...what do I get in return for offering myself as a sacrifice? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
17. My cupcakes are moist and delicious |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:56 AM Response to Reply #17 |
22. Link, please. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:57 AM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Luckily I bookmarked it! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 AM Response to Reply #26 |
33. Poor Peggy. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:08 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. I can't believe she agreed to meet with me after that! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:10 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Ooooh, I envied that. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:12 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. errr, we may need to wait until the weather is warmer |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 PM Response to Reply #39 |
62. All right, you two...... |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:05 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. PEGGY LAUNCHED THE F-BOMB IN MY THREAD!!!!!! |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #63 |
67. Awww. my dear Rev....... |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-05 12:23 PM Response to Reply #67 |
72. Let's try a 24-hour kick and see if they notice now! |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
16. I think Matcom is a virgin |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #16 |
27. I thought he was strapped to your bed. |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:00 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. He's still there |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:03 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. We can wait. |
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yvr girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:10 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Umm...how do I say this |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:11 AM Response to Reply #36 |
38. lalalalalalalalalalala |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:54 PM Response to Reply #36 |
60. Have you ever seen "The Right Stuff?" |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 12:59 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. I remember that scene! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:06 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. I have to make up for being corrupted last night. |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
29. well, i'm most certainly.... |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:19 AM Response to Original message |
45. Oh I thought you said |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
46. Ooh! Ooh! Me! Choose meeee! |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:25 AM Response to Original message |
47. OKay, okay, so how 'bout if I'm just LIKE a virgin.... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:25 AM Response to Reply #47 |
48. ding ding ding ding ding! |
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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:34 AM Response to Reply #48 |
50. Yaaaay! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:48 AM Response to Original message |
57. Oops, sorry, wrong thread |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #57 |
65. wait just a minute, buster... |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:36 PM Response to Reply #65 |
68. Starting to feel like one |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:42 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. No, No, NO!!! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:54 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. thanks |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 04:51 AM Response to Original message |
58. Kitchen Witch never wants me! |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 01:08 PM Response to Reply #58 |
66. perhaps not.... |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 03:01 PM Response to Reply #58 |
71. Not true Joani! |
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tim2204 (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-01-05 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
59. NO virgin here |
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