What's the worst ever Keanu Reeves role?

[eeyore]

There are so many that are so bad that they are good!

Discuss....

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Johnathan Harker- Dracula

:puke: Just awful!! x(

[libnnc]

2. Damn him to hell for ruining that movie!!

God!!! I love that picture but him....grrrrr! :nuke:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Yes, absolutely

Otherwise, great flick! Oldman was amazing, but Reeves just killed it for me x(

[AlCzervik]

14. oh hell yes, a cardboard cutout would have emoted better.

[suzbaby]

15. You have to look at it in a positive light...

Keanu's portrayal of Johnathan Harker provides us with one of the worst British accents to make fun of.

Come on, say it with me....put on your worst British accent (something straight out of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" will do) and say one of Keanu's lines.

My favorite is: "I paralyzed with fear!"

[WI_DEM]

18. agreed, he just couldn't pull that off.

[eeyore]

3. I think it may be....

Devil's Advocate.

His southern accent is absolutely horrendous!

[libnnc]

7. that one too!!!!

Curses!! He's the one actor who has ruined the most movies for me. Ever.

[gollygee]

5. Much Ado About Nothing

god he sucked in that

[eeyore]

16. Dude!

I kept waiting for him to say dude after every line!

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.........dude.

[Texasgal]

6. The SPEED movies...

Dear god... :puke:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. He was only in the first one.

That was Jason Patrick in the other one.
Duckie

[eeyore]

13. But he still ruined the second one....

By ruining the first one he sullied the second one.

I wouldn't have seen Speed 2 for the life of me. Yuck!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Damn, you're just a picky movie goer, huh?

:evilgrin:

[eeyore]

19. It's the sequel thing....

Almost ANYTHING 2 bites. Right?

Except the Revenge of the Nerds movies. Those were all pure genius!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Have you seen the Mummy and the Mummy Returns?

What about The Scorpion King? I loved those. And what about Kill Bill Vol 2? The Bourne Supremacy was better than the Bourne Identity, mostly because the whiney girl gets offed at the beginning, but I'm not going to go any further. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[eeyore]

8. He was well cast in The River's Edge....

I'll give him that one.

And Parenthood.

Otherwise the dude just plain sucks!

[Debi]

9. Johnny Mnemonic

Oh, wait, no, Dangerous Liasons

[Tari]

10. Johnny Utah in Point Break.

The dialog was painful.

[eeyore]

11. Ah, but Keanu can even fuck up Shakespeare.....

No matter how good or bad the dialog is, he will find a way to deliver it in exactly the most unnatural way.

Nothing like hearing him deliver Shakespeare as a surfer dude!

[CatBoreal]

22. Bloody Hell...

...you beat me to it.

Although, I think he's getting better as an actor as he ages. He wasn't bad in Constantine, although I would have prefered Paul Bettany in the role.

[Orangepeel]

20. much easier to name the only role right for him

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure was the only movie he was ever well cast in, I think.